Life Or Death Answers with Kinkajou!

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Kinkajou: WELCOME TO LIFE OR DEATH ANSWERS, OHMAHGOODNESS, I GET TO BE THE HOST!!!

Kinkajou: Hi, you guys! I'm the host!

Winter: Get us started already, Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: Oh, right. Today, our three contestants are Winter, Qibli, and Turtle!

Kinkajou: If you get it right, then nothing happens! If you get it wrong, you get to be mine for an entire twenty-four hours!

Kinkajou: I'LL DECIDE YOUR LIFE.

Kinkajou: Now let's get started!

Kinkajou: The question is....

Kinkajou: Who do I like?

Winter: Me, obviously. But who could blame you?

Qibli: *Looks at Winter*

Qibli: Not Winter!

Winter: Hey, you just did that to spite me!

Qibli: No, I did it to be right.

Winter: *Scoffs*

Turtle: Me?

Turtle: *Under breath* Hopefully...

Kinkajou: Qibli and Turtle, you got it right!

Turtle: *Blushes*

Qibli: *Laughing very hard and pointing at Winter*

Winter: Uh-oh.

Kinkajou: Winter, we're going to have some fun...

Kinkajou: Tune in next time for the next Life Or Death Answers!

Winter: *Tries to sneak away*

Kinkajou: GET BACK HERE, WINTER!



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