Kinkajou: WELCOME TO LIFE OR DEATH ANSWERS, OHMAHGOODNESS, I GET TO BE THE HOST!!!
Kinkajou: Hi, you guys! I'm the host!
Winter: Get us started already, Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: Oh, right. Today, our three contestants are Winter, Qibli, and Turtle!
Kinkajou: If you get it right, then nothing happens! If you get it wrong, you get to be mine for an entire twenty-four hours!
Kinkajou: I'LL DECIDE YOUR LIFE.
Kinkajou: Now let's get started!
Kinkajou: The question is....
Kinkajou: Who do I like?
Winter: Me, obviously. But who could blame you?
Qibli: *Looks at Winter*
Qibli: Not Winter!
Winter: Hey, you just did that to spite me!
Qibli: No, I did it to be right.
Winter: *Scoffs*
Turtle: Me?
Turtle: *Under breath* Hopefully...
Kinkajou: Qibli and Turtle, you got it right!
Turtle: *Blushes*
Qibli: *Laughing very hard and pointing at Winter*
Winter: Uh-oh.
Kinkajou: Winter, we're going to have some fun...
Kinkajou: Tune in next time for the next Life Or Death Answers!
Winter: *Tries to sneak away*
Kinkajou: GET BACK HERE, WINTER!
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!