Sunny: Okie! Today, as requested by @Toxic-Rain , the two cinnabuns are... Moon and Cricket!
Moon: *Poofs in*
Cricket: *Poofs in*
Moon: How did we get here? Was it animus magic- blah blah blah other smart words...
Cricket: What the- whoa was that animus magic- blah blah blah MORE smart words...
Moon: *Looks at Cricket*
Cricket: *Looks at Moon*
Moon: Did we just become instant best friends?
Cricket: I think we did.
Moon & Cricket Together: EEEEEEEEEE!
A BUNCH OF BORING SMART WORDS LATER
Moon: So, yeah, I believe equality isn't in physicality, but in spirit.
Cricket: I believe it's more mentally, but it's definitely not physicality. Or should I say defiphysicality? HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA
Moon: HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA
Kinkajou: *Walks in*
Moon: Oh, hi, Kinkajou.
Kinkajou: Who's that?
Moon: It's Cricket. She's my new best friend.
Kinkajou: A-what? 'Scuse me? I thought that I was your best friend. ME.
Moon: Well... you're both my best friends.
Kinkajou: Hmmm. Wanna know what I really think about that?
Moon: ......okay? I hope it's not brutal. Words can hurt...
Kinkajou: Oh, yes. Words can hurt. But you know what can hurt even more?
Moon: ..................................................what?
Kinkajou: Thoughts.
Kinkajou: *Takes off skyfire*
Moon: *Collapses screaming to the ground*
Moon: OH MY, WHAT THE-
Moon: Oh, wait, that one was actually really sweet...
Moon: *Collapses sobbing to the ground*
Moon: This is- *sob*- the nicest things anyone has ever thought about me. Oh my gosh. Cricket, you'll have to settle for number two.
Cricket: Oh. Okay...
Kinkajou: And THAT'S how you do it. 😎
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
