Darkstalker and Deathbringer

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Darkstalker: Um, hi.

Deathrbringer: Um, hi. Why are we here?

Darkstalker: For scavengers' entertainment. One specific scavenger thought our character traits were so alike, they wanted to see what it was like if we met, even though we're from different time periods.

Deathbringer: So.... is your girlfriend weird?

Darkstalker: TELL me about it.

FIVE HOURS LATER

Deathbringer: So then, Glory said 'Oh wait, I forgot, NightWings are all-knowing and all-brilliant, right?' And then I said, 'Don't forget all-wonderful and all-handsome!' and then she just growled at me! I mean, that was one of my best lines!

Darkstalker: I know, right? I tell Clearsight to stop worrying, but does she stop? NO!

Deathbringer: Anyway, have you ever killed a guy?

Darkstalker: Yeah.

Deathbringer: Yeah, me too. Cool, we have a lot in common.

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