The events of this roastfest take place when Clearsight dumps Sunstreak, unbeknownst to Darkstalker.
Moon: Today, we've got an incredibly old couple with us today, Darkstalker and Clearsight!
Moon: Apparently, Darkstalker is angry at Clearsigh for getting together with Sunstreak. Now, to battle it out, we're going to have.... A ROASTFEST!
Moon: YOU KNOW THE RULES, PEOPLE! ONE, TWO, THREE, GO!
Darkstalker: Congratulations on your new boyfriend, Clearsight. I see good looks wasn't high on your priority list this time.
Clearsight: Ha! I think it's cute where you think I'm still into Sunstreak. Did I forget to tell you about the part where I dumped him?
Darkstalker: Oh, yeah? Well I - Wait, what?
Clearsight: *sighs*
Clearsight: Yeah. I just... couldn't stop thinking of you. I knew he wasn't right for me.
Darkstalker: Well, I have something to ask you, Clearight.
Clearsight: Yes?
Darkstalker: Are you Google?
Clearsight: ?
Darkstalker: Because I found everything I was searching for in you.
Clearsight: Now I remember why I dumped you. Come here, you big buffoon.
Darkstalker: I'm glad we're back together again.
Clearsight: Me too.
Moon: Aw, look at that folks. They're back together again. Welp, this was a bust.
Moon: Well, now we need more contestants for our roastfests. If you would like to see two contestants together in a roastfest, comment down below.
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
