Life Or Death Answers With Cricket!

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Cricket: Hi! And welcome to Life Or Death Answers with your host... me! Cricket!

Cricket: Today, I chose the components MYSELF!

Cricket: *Under breath* Totally not to get revenge on Kinkajou for making fun of BOOKS.

Cricket: The contestants today are Starflight, Moon, and Kinkajou!

Cricket: And THIS time, whoever loses gets SMACKED with a BOOK!

Crciket: So, the question is...

Cricket: Are book and/or scrolls dumb?

Moon: NO!

Starflight: NO!

Kinkajou: Yuh.

Cricket: The wrong answer was... yes! Kinkajou, GET ready to GET smacked!!

Kinkajou: .......

Kinkajou: I have a book intolerance.

Cricket: Ohhh, no you don't. Get over here. Tune in next time for the next Life Or Death Answers!!!

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