Welcome back to Continent Pyrrhia. There are many dragons out there, but today we are viewing one that we like to call, 'The Intense Dragon Of Unknown Dangers', or the TIDOUD, for short.
The TIDOUD looks to be a NightWing IceWing hybrid with a family dysfunction - specifically, a weird sister, a an abusive, mean dad, and a... normal mother. The TIDOUD also seems to have been born under three moons, which gives him foresight and mind-reading. He also has animus powers, which makes him... overpowered.
His love is a normal NightWing, but with intense foresight. His best friend is a normal dragon, but instead of being a NightWing, he's a SeaWing, and an EXTREMELY nervous one, at that. Let us survey these dragons, who are sure to be the BEST of friends.
Oh! Look at that! He's flying across the ocean and into the town square shaped like a diamond! I bet it's for some bonding time! Oh. He's announcing something. Huh. Weird, the IceWing is... admitting something? Oh. Wait. OH, OH GEEZ, WHY? WHY? I'M GONNA PUKE... HE'S LITERALLY- HE'S- WHAT THE- HE'S PULLING OUT HIS-WHY????-HE'S PULLING-HE'S PULLING HIS ORGANS OUT, WHAT THE-
So, after.... whatever THAT was, the TIDOUD is flying to the palace, and his love is trying to stop him. Hmmm? A minor disagreement, I'm sure. Oh, now they're yelling. OW, MY EARS. WHY ARE THEY YELLING? THIS IS THE WORST ARGUMENT I'VE EVER HEARD. OWWWW. OH, MY EARS. Oh, thank goodness, they've stopped. So, he's off to the queen? I think?
Oh, lookie! The SeaWing and the TIDOUD's love are working together. Is the SeaWing finally going to let lose and use his magic? Oh! He is! Oh, he enchanted a bracelet for the TIDOU! Aw, that's so nice!!! And the TIDOUD's love is going to bring it to him, awwww, that's so nice!
She finally arrived at the TIDOUD and they're having a talk, and gesturing to the mountain, that's nice. And now she's giving him the bracelet. And he's... sleeping. Wait. THE THING PUT HIM TO SLEEP FOREVER BECAUSE HE WAS TURNING EVIL. How did I jump to that conclusion? I'm not sure. BUT IT'S THE TRUTH, AND NOT A CONSPIRACY!!!
Thank you for watching this episode of Continent Pyrhhia. Remember to tune in next time and comment down below which dragon you want us to stalk- I mean, uh, SUPERVISE next! Thank you, and goodbye!
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
