BlueFlame: Oh, JUST START IT ALREADY.
Jade: YEAH, I can't STAND the darn SUSPENSE.
Honeydrop: YEAH, FATE, IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME!!!
BlueFlame: *Looks at Jade and Honeydrop*
Jade: *Looks at BlueFlame and Honeydrop*
Honeydrop: *Looks at Jade and BlueFlame*
BlueFlame: Did we just become instant best friends?
Jade: Yeah. I think so.
Honeydrop: I trust y'all. With my life.
BTW, Y'ALL, I paired the dragons because... i dunno... just thought they fit together. So, BlueFlame, Jade, and Honeydrop are best friends, as you can see. Brave is very protective of Aero and Foxpaw, who are really good friends. Midnight and Blizzard have a... frenemy relationship. Like, they'll be good friends, and then they'll hate each other, soooo. Yeah.
Fate: *Poofs inside in a cloud of purple smoke*
Fate: Awwww, how TOUCHING!!!
Jade: SHUT UP!!!
Fate: Nnnno can do! After all- *Snaps and they teleport to the arena they saw yesterday*
Fate: I'm the announcer!
Brave: Wait... what?
Blizzard: Yeah, I thought YOU were the one watching this whole dumb thing.
Aero: But if you're not... then who is?
Fate: Oh ho ho, what a GREAT question! Hats off to Airy!
Aero: Don't call me that.
Fate: Too late, I already have nicknames for every single one of you.
Foxpaw: What's mine!?
Fate: Vulpes.
Foxpaw: WHAT?! NUH-UH, THAT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH MY NAME!!!
Fate: Well, dear RAINWING, if you actually READ A SCROLL OR TWO, you would know that Vulpes Vulpes is the scientific name for the Red Fox.
Fate: *Turns to big red curtain behind them* Well, here's to hoping she gets killed off first...
Foxpaw: I HEARD THAT!!!
Fate: You were supposed to! But as I was SAYING, the reason you dragons are here, is because I was instructed to by the Gladiator! *Snaps and curtain opens, revealing a big, beige dragon with black eyes and basically a ginormous beige SandWing without the tail barb.*
Honeydrop: *Whispers to Jade* What's with all the snapping?
Fate: The Gladiator told me he wanted another match, and would *Chuckles nervously* kill me if I didn't find enough dragons! Also, I'm the announcer here regularly, even for some other matches. So, let's go ahead and start!
Blizzard: Wait! No! I'm not ready yet!
Midnight: Well, too BAD, we're STARTING!
Blizzard: SHUT UP!
Midnight: You SHUT UP!
Fate: I think... you should BOTH shut up! *Snaps and puts clamps on their mouths*
Fate: Now, are you ready to PARTICIPATE NICELY with the team? And by that I mean cheat and all the other rules we established but being QUIET while doing it?
Blizzard: *Nods*
Midnight: *Nods*
Fate: GOOD! *Snaps and the clamps poof away*
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
