Are you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
Hey, hey! Bricket here! Just about to start the spoof, but before I do, I would like to talk to you about cliches.
You know how there are certain cliches in this crazy place of Wattpadlandia? Well, you know how in Good girl x bad boy cliche stories where the boy gives the girl a TERRIBLE nickname? I just read a book, not on Wattpad, and it was the most glorious thing I have ever seen because a boy called a girl 'shortcake' and the girl was like, 'Do NOT call me that ever again,' and GUESS WHAT? He didn't act like a total dumb*** and keep doing it. He LISTENED to her like a NORMAL, CONSIDERATE person and STOPPED CALLING HER THAT (to my knowledge). But anyways. It's called the Lunar Chronicles and it's REALLY good. Saur. :P but ON WITH THE SPOOFS!
Dusk: Not me?
Fate'Twister: Not you what?
Dusk: The question you asked in the last episode was 'Who's the first to have their soul eaten?' and I reply to that by saying, 'Not me'.
Fate'Twister: Congratulations! By saying that you are now the first!
Fate'Twister: <:
Dusk: WHAT?! That's UNFAIR!
Fate'Twister: Too laaaaaaate!
BlueFlame: Stop!- *Kicks the cage and it opens* Huh whu-?
BlueFlame: It was OPEN THE ENTIRE TIME?!
Fate'Twister: Yeah. Oh. You didn't- OH! YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?! HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!