The Spoofy Games 2 - Chapter Nine (GRAND FINALE)

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Hey, hey! Bricket here! Just about to start the spoof, but before I do,  I would like to talk to you about cliches.

You know how there are certain cliches in this crazy place of Wattpadlandia? Well, you know how in Good girl x bad boy cliche stories where the boy gives the girl a TERRIBLE nickname? I just read a book, not on Wattpad, and it was the most glorious thing I have ever seen because a boy called a girl 'shortcake' and the girl was like, 'Do NOT call me that ever again,' and GUESS WHAT? He didn't act like a total dumb*** and keep doing it. He LISTENED to her like a NORMAL, CONSIDERATE person and STOPPED CALLING HER THAT (to my knowledge). But anyways. It's called the Lunar Chronicles and it's REALLY good. Saur. :P but ON WITH THE SPOOFS!

Dusk: Not me?

Fate'Twister: Not you what?

Dusk: The question you asked in the last episode was 'Who's the first to have their soul eaten?' and I reply to that by saying, 'Not me'.

Fate'Twister: Congratulations! By saying that you are now the first!

Fate'Twister: <:

Dusk: WHAT?! That's UNFAIR!

Fate'Twister: Too laaaaaaate!

BlueFlame: Stop!- *Kicks the cage and it opens* Huh whu-?

BlueFlame: It was OPEN THE ENTIRE TIME?!

Fate'Twister: Yeah. Oh. You didn't- OH! YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT?! HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

BlueFlame: I'M GONNA KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU *Leaps onto Fate'Twister*

BlueFlame: *Manages to scrape a scar across Fate'Twister's left eye*

BlueFlame: Ha HA!

Fate'Twister: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT'S IT! AVODA KADOVRA!

BlueFlame: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKHCNHDLFKJ;DLKCHOIEW;RJFGJNVCMSF

BlueFlame: *Dies*

Fate'Twister: Sorry, Thermite, but dem's da brakes!!!

BlueFlame: Blehhh...

Fate'Twister: Wait, you're- oh, DANG I FORGOT. Shoulda kept that cage locked.

BlueFlame: Bleh........

BlueFlame: How many more times do I have to do this before I die?

BlueFlame: Okay, I'm still alive, what's happening.

Fate'Twister: Well, when I killed everyone ELSE, then YOU became protected... it's something that happens with the arena. I FORGOT about it, though...

BlueFlame: So... A-HA! YOU CAN'T KILL ME! HUZZAHHHHHHH! *Leaps at Fate'Twister*

Fate'Twister: Oh, shmutz.

Fate'Twister: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCKKKKKKK NOOOOOOO OWWWWW

BlueFlame: HA HAAAA!

Fate'Twister: Teeheeeee, just kidding. It's a two-way thing. I can't kill you and you can't kill me.

BlueFlame: WHAT?! HOW IS THAT FAIR?

Fate'Twister: Well, if it makes you feel better, you can still HURT me, but...

BlueFlame: Wehhh.... *Sad* Dang.

Fate'Twister: Oh, I'm sorry. It's okie... aw, it'll be fine...

BlueFlame: *Sniffle* Will, it though?

Fate'Twister: Yeh, it'll be fiiine!

BlueFlame: *Sniffle* Can I, like, hurt you? Pleeeease?

Fate'Twister: Um, OK.

Fate'Twister: Um, OK

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