Not-so special Anemone

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Anemone: Hi! I'm Anemone! I'm special! I'm One of a Kind!!!

Peril: How?

Anemone: I'm an heir to the SeaWing throne!

Peril: So are Tsunami and Auklet.

Anemone: I have animus powers!

Peril: Actually, you didn't, Turtle gave those to you. Also, he has them too.

Anemone: I killed a bad guy, a traitor to the throne! His name was Whirlpool by the way, I can tell you the whole entire story, it's really coo-

Peril: You're trying to impress me, Scarlet's dancing monkey of fiery doom, with killing a guy?

Peril: I BRING FIERY RAGE ON ALL MY ENEMIES

Anemone: *Backs away*

Anemone: I'm not special...

Anemone: :'(

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