Moon: Today we have Burn, Blister, AND Blaze with us for a THREE-WAY ROASTFEST! Let's begin! Three, two, one, go!
Blister: Burn, you're sharp...
Burn: You bet your NightWings I am.
Blister: As a round ball.
Burn: WHAT?! I'M GONNA-
Blister: You're going to what? Kill me with your rapier wit? You know it's not allowed in a Roastfest to attack people.
Burn: I'll have you know I am VERY smart. I could probably kill you with just my wit if that was possible.
Blister: *Snorts*
Blister: Burn, if you HAD a brain cell, it would die of loneliness.
Burn: *Pulls out cactus*
Burn: *Gives to Blister*
Blister: Uhhhh...
Burn: Here, I got you this plant to carry around with you. To make up for all the oxygen you waste.
Blister: *Growls*
Blister: Hey, Blaze
Blaze: Yes?
Blister: You look like a video game character whose face hasn't fully loaded yet.
Blaze: *Gapes*
Blaze: *Sniffs*
Blaze: *Runs away sobbing*
Blister: There. Gets rid of her.
Blister: Now... Burn, you have the backbone of a chocolate eclair.
Burn: You may not be the dumbest dragon on Pyrrhia, but you better hope the dumbest dragon doesn't die.
Blister: Of course, I didn't come here to insult you. I don't need to be NEAR you to insult you.
Thorn: ENOUGH!
Moon: Oh! Looks like THORN has burst in our Roastfest! What will happen next?
Thorn: Look, BOTH of you, it's IMPOSSIBLE to underestimate you because you're the load your mother should have SWALLOWED.
Blister: *Growling* Mother...
Burn: *Growling* Mother...
Blister and Burn: *Run away sobbing*
Thorn: Wow, that had a LOT more effect than I thought.
Moon: Well.... it looks like we have our winner! Congratulations, Thorn! Hey, is anyone else feeling a little deja vu?
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
