Burn Vs. Blister Vs. Blaze Three-Way Roastfest

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Moon: Today we have Burn, Blister, AND Blaze with us for a THREE-WAY ROASTFEST! Let's begin! Three, two, one, go!

Blister: Burn, you're sharp...

Burn: You bet your NightWings I am.

Blister: As a round ball.

Burn: WHAT?! I'M GONNA-

Blister: You're going to what? Kill me with your rapier wit? You know it's not allowed in a Roastfest to attack people.

Burn: I'll have you know I am VERY smart. I could probably kill you with just my wit if that was possible.

Blister: *Snorts*

Blister: Burn, if you HAD a brain cell, it would die of loneliness.

Burn: *Pulls out cactus*

Burn: *Gives to Blister*

Blister: Uhhhh...

Burn: Here, I got you this plant to carry around with you. To make up for all the oxygen you waste.

Blister: *Growls*

Blister: Hey, Blaze

Blaze: Yes?

Blister: You look like a video game character whose face hasn't fully loaded yet.

Blaze: *Gapes*

Blaze: *Sniffs*

Blaze: *Runs away sobbing*

Blister: There. Gets rid of her.

Blister: Now... Burn, you have the backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Burn: You may not be the dumbest dragon on Pyrrhia, but you better hope the dumbest dragon doesn't die.

Blister: Of course, I didn't come here to insult you. I don't need to be NEAR you to insult you.

Thorn: ENOUGH!

Moon: Oh! Looks like THORN has burst in our Roastfest! What will happen next?

Thorn: Look, BOTH of you, it's IMPOSSIBLE to underestimate you because you're the load your mother should have SWALLOWED.

Blister: *Growling* Mother...

Burn: *Growling* Mother...

Blister and Burn: *Run away sobbing*

Thorn: Wow, that had a LOT more effect than I thought.

Moon: Well.... it looks like we have our winner! Congratulations, Thorn! Hey, is anyone else feeling a little deja vu?

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