Life Or Death Answers With Darkstalker!

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Darkstalker: Welcome to Life or Death Answers!

Darkstalker: I'm your host, Darkstalker!

Darkstalker: Today our contestants are Clearsight, Fathom, and Arctic!

Clearsight: Hello!

Fathom: H-hi...

Arctic: *Grumbles* H҉i҉

Darkstalker: Alrighty! Now, the question is...

Darkstalker: Am!

Darkstalker: I!

Darkstalker: Evil!

Darkstalker: Oh, this should be easy! Surely my friends believe in me!

Clearsight: Er...

Fathom: He he, umm...

Darkstalker: WHAT THE HECK, YOU GUYS, AM I YOUR FRIEND OR NOT?!

Clearsight: Fiiiine. Not evil.

Fathom: Lemme check the soul reader...

Darkstalker: YOU DON'T NEED THAT, FATHOM, HONESTLY, DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M EVIL!?

Fathom: No.... I guess not....

Darkstalker: *Sigh*

Darkstalker: Arctic, your answer.

Arctic: Evil, of course.

Darkstalker: Let's check the answer!

Darkstalker: Wait a minute- it says that Clearsight and Fathom were wrong and Arctic was right...

Darkstalker: *Rips answer card into pieces*

Darkstalker: I MEAN IT SAYS FATHOM AND CLEARSIGHT WERE RIGHT AND ARCTIC WAS WRONG. HEY ARCTIC, NOW I HAVE TO ATTACK YOU.

Arctic: All right, get it over with...

Darkstalker: Heh heh. No, we're doing it the FUN way.

Darkstalker: Enchant Arctic the IceWing to obey my every command.

Arctic: Wait, what.

Darkstalker: Shut up.

The spoof above was very canon and approved by BricketFan.

-BricketFan

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