Here's Qibli!

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Moon: *Walks into a room to see Winter hiding behind a lump of reeds, holding a wooden spear.

Moon: Wwwwhat are you doing?

Winter: *Nervously* Hiding...

Moon: From what?

Winter: Him......

Winter: He came... and.... he tried to... kill me....

Moon: Oh, geez, Winter, it must be dangerous then. Here, let me get the rest of the Jade Winglet.

THE JADE WINGLET COMES AND THEY HIDE WITH WINTER

Turtle: Did you hear a noise?

Kinkajou: This is so exciting!

Carnelian: I'm going to rip it apart with my bare claws!

*Door opens with a creaking sound*

Winter: THAT'S IT! IT'S COMING! WATCH OUT!

*Qibli comes through door*

Winter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Moon: Winter, it's just Qibli.

Winter: YEAH! HE TRIED TO KILL ME! GUESS HOW HE DID IT!

Qibli: Ummmmmmm, I obviously missed something.

Kinkajou: Oooooo, DRAMA!

Turtle: How, Winter?

Winter: He used....

Winter: PICKUP LINES!!!

Qibli: Oh, that reminds me, Moon...

Moon: Yes?

Qibli: Are you from Tennessee?

Qibli: Because you're the only ten I see!

Moon: No, I'm not.

Qibli: Too bad.

Qibli: *Rummages around for something*

Qibli: Oh, dang.

Kinkajou: What is it?

Qibli: Hey, Moon, I lost my number.

Qibli: Can I borrow YOURS?!

Qibli: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Winter: AHHHHHHHH IT'S TERRIBBLLEEEEEE

Winter: SAAVEMEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Moon: Qibli...

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