Lily: Ohhhh, I'm kind of freaked out and nervous and excited.
Sugar-Ant: And I'm kind of bored. Let's go check it out!
Rain'Drop: Hey, that sounds like trouble. Awesome!
Lily: Yeah! Let's form a pact!
Sugar-Ant: A cul-
Rain'Drop: WHOA, there, nope. Just a pact.
Sugar-Ant: Yeah... what should the secret awesome pact pass code be?
Lily: Well... we're up to no good, right? So...
Rain'Drop: I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Sugar-Ant: YEAHHH! Now, let's GO!
LATER AT THE BODY IN THE DUNGEON
Sugar-Ant: Whoa. Creepy.
Rain'Drop: They looked so scared...
Lily: That's pretty freaky... freaky indeed.
???: HEY!
Atlantic: *Steps out*
Lily: What are YOU doing here? You fainted, I thought?
Atlantic: I did... but I also wanted to see what happened. They look absolutely horrified... but by what?
Tiger-lily: *Steps out, too*
Tiger-Lily: By the heir of Slytherin!!!
Atlantic: Oh, PLEASE. The heir of Slytherin's a myth.
Tiger-Lily: Then who did this, huh? There's no monster lurking about, I can tell you that, so it must have been a dragon, right? And the only one scary and powerful enough to do that would be the heir to Slytherin!
Rain'Drop: So, there's an evil dragon lurking about the school?
Tiger-Lily: *Growls* There is no good and evil. There is only POWER... and those too weak to seek it.
Sugar-Ant: Right, right, sure. So, what should we call this spooky 'Heir to Slytherin?'
Anglerfish: *Steps out* How 'bout Lord Voldemort? Sounds like a cool name to me!
T'Challa: *Steps out* That... sounds pretty evil.
Time'Shard: *Steps out* Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
Lily: WHERE'S EVERYONE COMING FROM?!
Everyone: *Steps out*
Lily: 😲
Rain'Drop: WHAT THE- WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Dusk: THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!
Atlantis: I CAN'T SEE- AHHHHHHHHHH!
Atlantis: *Lights turn back on, and Atlantis is dead*
Everyone: *Big inhale*
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Atlas Rumblemore: What's going on here?
Atlantic: I was looking- and then they- and now- Atlantis is DEAD!
Tiger-Lily: I had a dream like this, once...
Atlas: It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
Anglerfish: Well, what the FLIP do we DO? Atlantic's DEAD.
Atlas: Go back to your rooms... except you, Tiger-Lily.
Everyone: *Goes back, except Tiger-Lily*
Atlas: Tiger-Lily... I need to ask you for a favor.
Tiger-Lily: WHAT.
Atlas: Well... sometimes, just shut up.
Tiger-Lily: WHAT?
Atlas: Well... you talk a lot. And, words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it. So, just shut up, sometimes...
Tiger-Lily: Fiiiiiiiine.
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
