Welcome back to Continent Pyrrhia. Today, we'll be surveying three dragonets, one an IceWing, one a SandWing, and one a NightWing. The NightWing is looking for one thing: a mate. She's narrowed it down to two possibilities: A SandWing and an IceWing. The IceWing seems to be repelled to the SandWing, and the SandWing seems to be attracted to the IceWing.
The NightWing is using her trials to narrow it down to one mate. Trial one, who can make her laugh. The IceWing attempts first, with a sharp wince from the NightWing. Ooo. That's not good. The SandWing goes next, and it's a hit! She's rolling on the ground, laughing! That's one point for the SandWing!
The next contest is sensitivity. First up, is the SandWing, because he won the last contest. Here's how it works: The NightWing will share a problem she might have with each of them as a mate. For example, if she says, 'I want to go to the Night Kingdom to live there, but you don't, what do you do?', then the other dragon will give an answer, such as, 'We talk it out and maybe find a place where we can both live that's suitable'. The NightWing gives him a problem and... it's another hit! But this time, it's a hit... and a miss! Ha ha, I crack myself up. Hit and a miss... anyways, now it's the IceWing's turn. And it's a... hit! No miss! One point for the IceWing!
Now it's the final competition. This dragon will have to be good at bravery, a hard thing to accomplish. To do this, they will have to fight... each other. They start by circling around each other and... the IceWing is first to attack! However, the SandWing makes a swift doge, as if he was expecting that. Then he attacks and disarms the other dragon's snout and front claws from behind, almost immediately. The IceWing is now rolling around on the ground, screaming.
The NightWing has chosen! The SandWing will be her mate. Huh. Looks like the NightWing is listening to something. That's... odd. Huh. Now she's looking at me. Oh, no, she's getting closer, run, RUN, GET OUT, GET-
Thank you for watching Continent Pyrrhia, Episode Two.
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