I'm going to tell you the story of four people. First off, before we start, imagine I'm saying this in a british accent. Now that we have that covered, four people. Person one was Random WoF Fan One. Let's call him Jeff. Person two was Random WoF Fan Two. Let's call him Jeffrey. Person Three was Random WoF Fan Three. Let's call him Geoff. Person Four is the 'I Overthought This Series So Much That I Can't Reread Any Books Or My Brain Will Explode' Person. Let's call him Lord Smarty-Pants of the Brains. Here's what happened:
Jeff: I think Moonbli is the best!
Jeffrey: What?! No! Winterwatcher!
Geoff: Guys, what about Qwinter! Thats's the best ship!
Jeff & Jeffrey: 😱
Jeff & Jeffrey & Geoff: *Arguing*
Lord Smarty-Pants of the Brains: Hey. HEY! Settle down RIGHT NOW!
Jeff & Jeffrey & Geoff: *Settles down and looks at him*
Lord Smarty-Pants of the Brains: 'Cause we all know that the true ships are in the love triangle:
Umbli (Qibli x Umber)
Linter (Lynx x Winter)
Murtle (Moon x Turtle)
See? Now that THAT'S all better-
Jeff & Jeffrey & Geoff: WHAT?!
Jeff & Jeffrey & Geoff *RAGEEEEE*
The end. Somehow, later, Lord Smarty-Pants of the Brains' dead body was found off the side of a cliff. How he died is unknown.
Jeff & Jeffrey & Geoff: I guess we'll never know... ;)
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
