Hey, hey, back again! I know, right. TWO WHOLE SPOOFS IN TWO DAY, I MEAN WHUUUUUUUUUT? Well, I have actually a BUTTLOAD of time on my hands so I think it's relatively safe to say that it's time to get the spoofiness back on. Alrighty! Let's go!
Qibli: IceWing
Winter: SkyWing
Carnelian: MudWing
Umber: NightWing
Moon: RainWing
Kinkajou: SeaWing
Turtle: SandWing
Qibli: Hey, Winter?
Winter: *Turns around slowly to Qibli and inches up an eyebrow giving the most annoyed look anyone's ever seen in the history of ever*
Qibli: *Nearly bursting with laughter* Isn't this... COOL? BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA BECAUSE I'M AN ICEWINGGG! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Winter: I hate this.
Carnelian: YOU hate this? I'm a MUDWING! The DUMBEST tribe!
Umber: Um, NO! MudWings are AMAZING!
Moon: Hey, uh, Umber, are you hearing any voices? Just hypothetically?
Umber: No.... why?
Moon: NO REASON I NEVER SAID ANYTHING *Turns invisible*
Moon: *Gasp* I wish I was a RainWing permanently. This would have been SO useful whe was trying to avoid you guy- um, I mean trying to defeat Darkstalker. So much easier.
Kinkajou: I'm a SEAWING now! I can unlock a whole new level of BRIGHTNESS! Before I could only choose colors, but now I can... *Makes her bioluminscent patches brighten, to the highest level*
Everyone in unison: TURN IT OFF
Kinkajou: Fiine. *Turns it off*
Turtle: I never thought I'd ever see a SeaWing brighten their bioluminescent patches to the FULLEST
Kinkajou: Heh heh.
Winter: Hey, I have FIRE! I can roast food for Bandit now!
Qibli: And I have FROSTBREATH!
Turtle: But look, I have a SandWing barb! And I can breathe...
Turtle: *Deep inhale*
Turtle: FIRE! *Blows out big plume of fire*
Kinkajou: *Turns lights back on to full brightness*
Moon: *Turns invisible*
Qibli: *Frostbreath everywhere*
Winter: *Fire everywhere*
Umber: ...I just have the same powers as before.
Carnelian: Me, too...
Umber + Carnelian: This is chaos. Everyone STOP!
Everyone: *Stops except Qibli*
Qibli: *Frostbreaths everyone*
Qibli: He he, oops!
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
