The Spoofy Games - Chapter Seven

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Fate: *Poofs in* Ooooo, I'm so EXCITEDDDD!!! Today is going to be AWEEEEESOMEEEEEE!!!

BlueFlame: What is it?

Fate: MONSTER FIGHTINGGGG!!! *Snaps, and they're teleported to the arena. There's a big thing right in front of them. It's...*

Starfrost: *Gasps* Brave?

BlueFlame: Yeah, it is Brave... but he's dead. Isn't he?

Jade: How is it Brave? He's DEAD. I SAW him.

Midnight: What the heck? It's not Brave.

Jade: Oh, really? Then who is it?

Midnight: It's... her.

Starfrost: Oh, no.

BlueFlame: Who?

Jade: Yeah, who?

Starfrost: *Whispers* Her mother.

BlueFlame: Wait... something's different about Brave.

Jade: Yeah, the color of his scales is grayer... and his eyes are red, instead of brown. Plus, he's growling at us. Brave would NEVER do that.

Starfrost: Yeah, she's right...

Fate: *Laughing crazily* Oh, this is HILARIOUS!!!

BlueFlame: SHUT UP! WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT!

Fate: Oh! Oh ho! You STILL haven't figured it out, yet?

Starfrost: Nnno...

Fate: This monster shapeshifts into someone who is deceased. If you were close to multiple DEAD people, it looks like whichever one was closest to you. For you all, that was Brave, but for poor little NOCHE over there, it was her idiotic mother who decided to risk her life to save her.

Midnight: Don't you DARE speak about my mother that way...

Fate: Oh, but you didn't let me finish. You have to kill it to survive. It won't die before killing one person. Those are the rules.

BlueFlame: Then let's GO!!! *Breathes blue fire at it, and it disappears in front of her face*

BlueFlame: There, done. And none of us died!

Jade: What the flip are you talking about, it's still there!

Fate: It disappeared for BlueFlame, because she killed HERS. There's one for each of you.

Starfrost: AHHHHHH! It ATTACKS!

Jade: That's IT! *Jabs claws into it and kills it*

Starfrost: AHHHHH!!! *Runs around, but eventually kills it*

Fate: *Snaps, and Starfrost, Jade, and BlueFlame are floating in the air like Fate*

Everyone: YOU CAN DO IT!!! GO MIDNIGHTTT!!!

Starfrost: *Almost in tears* DO IT! KILL THE FLIPPIN' THING! SHOVE IT INTO THE FIRE!!! KILL ITTTTTTTTT!!!

Midnight: I- I- I can't do this.

Midnight: It's HER. I can't kill her.

Midnight: *Takes a deep breath* Starfrost... I love you.

Starfrost: NO! DON'T DO THIS!

Midnight: *Lets the monster kill her*

Midnight: Starfrost... win this... for me...

Starfrost: NOOOOO! I-

Starfrost: I love you, too.

Midnight: G-glad to hear it...

Fate: Oh ho, HO!!! *Was chewing loudly in the corner the entire time Starfrost and Midnight were talking*

BlueFlame: HEY, SHUT UP! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN EATING?!

Fate: *With mouth full* Popcorn, ya want some?

BlueFlame: WHAT THE-

Fate: *Snaps, and they're teleported to the cave*

BlueFlame: Wait... it's down to the final three...

Jade: And only ONE OF US can win...

The plot twist comes up in the next spoof, get reeeeeaddddyyy!!! Also, how DRAMATIC was THAT? :O

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