Moon: Welcome to our second roast-fest! This time, featuring Winter and Qibli! They are fighting for- Is this right? Am I reading this right? Me?
Moon: *Coughs awkwardly*
Moon: Well... On with it, I guess?
Moon: You know the rules. 1, 2, 3, go.
Winter: You're an idiot, Qibli.
Qibli: Rude!
Winter: Why is it ok for you to be an idiot, but not ok for me to point it out?
Qibli: ....
Winter: Qibli?
Qibli: .....
Winter: Hello?
Qibli: Sorry, I'm listening. Just give me a moment to process so much stupid information at once.
Winter: *Shocked*
Winter: It's so funny when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
Qibli: Aw, I know that you're just trying to cover up the fact that YOU don't understand it. I'd explain it to you, but I left my Engligh-to-Idiot dictionary at home.
Winter: *Rolls eyes*
Qibli: Yup, keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find your brain back there.
Winter: Ugh! You are the absolute worse! It's fine though. You're entitled to your incorrect opinion.
Qibli: You know, when karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there to help. And you know it will!
Winter: *Shocked*
Winter: *Comback-less*
Winter: *Quiet*
Moon: I think we have a winn-
Winter: You know Qibli, I'm glab you're not ashamed of who you are.
Qibli: Thank you, Winter, that really-
Winter: That's your mother's job.
Qibli: 😲
(10 HOURS LATER)
Moon: Well, it's another draw! We'll have to wait until next time!
Moon: Remember to tune in to find out what happens in this Qibli Vs. Winter Roast-fest!
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
