WHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
TEN
K
Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLL
*POOF*
You know what that sound was?
it was the SOUND
of mah mind
bein' BLOWN TO MARS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCHHHHHH!
Alrighty-tighty, let's begin the spoof!
Anglerfish: So! What are today's groups?
Time'Shard: Um... I'll go with Dusk. And Jewel'Snatcher, you can go with Fate'Writer and Lily. And everyone who's been stabbed, go with T'Challa, so you she can keep an eye on you.
Anglerfish: Gggggggggggot it!
Time'Shard: *Walking down the halls with Dusk*
Time'Shard: Ohhhhhhh, geezy geez louisy, I'm SCARED.
Dusk: It'll be FIIIIIIIIIINE. I mean, after all, we'll be able to SEE the stabber coming.
Time'Shard: What if the StabEES are coming to stab us?
Dusk: Oh, you mean, like, everyone who was stabbed? I don't think so? Plus, they're a bigger mob, so we'll see them coming from far away.
Time'Shard: *Speechless*
Dusk: WHAT? IT'LL BE FIIIIIIIIIINE. Oh, wait-
Time'Shard: *Points toward oncoming mob of stabees*
Everyone in the mob: *Eyes are now pale brown*
Anglerfish: Helloooooooooo there! Whatcha, um, watcha, watcha doin' here in these abandoned halls... with no one around to hear you scream? I mean... to hear youuuu-r footsteps. Your footsteps.
Dusk: We, uh- we should be going right about now.
Anglerfish: Ohhhhhhh, but you can't be going NOW.
Dusk: We have STUFF scheduled.
Anglerfish: Oh, YEAH? What STUFF?
Rain'Drop: I smell a RAP BATTLEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Anglerfish:
Here you are, down the hallways, just crusin'..
But right now you are losinnn'
Come with us
Give us the trust
Don't sit around like a bike in the rust
And don't worry, you'll be fine
Really, you'll start to feel quite sublime,
So come on here, have no fear
Don't go away
Don't call a cab
Come and get STABBED!
Dusk:
We're fine, hear our opinions
Come here, just listen,
We don't want to be stabbed
I'm fine just where I am,
So goooooo!
*Time'Shard: GO!*
Leave us alone
In the hallway we're fine
We're already sublime
So GOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*Time'Shard: Go...*
Anglerfish: Well, no matter HOW good your rap was, you'd better watch your back.
Dusk: Wha?
Dusk and Time'Shard: *Looks behind them*
Anglerfish: *Stabs them in the back when they're looking backwards*
Anglerfish: Bbbbbbackstabbed! HA!
Dusk: WHOA. WOW. WOW. Wow. This is pretty nice, actually.
Time'Shard: Yeah. I like it. It's awesome.
Time'Shard and Dusk: *Meet up with the others*
Lily: So? How'd it go?
Dusk: AMAZING!
Time'Shard: Just FANTASTIC!
Lily: Um.... okay?
T'Challa: Yeah, today was AMAZINGGGGGGG!
Fate'Writer: Something weird is going on...
Jewel'Snatcher: Um... T'Challa, did anyone get stabbed?
T'Challa: Yeah!
Lily: WHO?!
T'Challa: ME!
Dusk: AND ME!
Time'Shard: AND ME!
Lily: WHOAAAAAAAAAA, THERE, UM...
Jewel'Snatcher: Wait, we've been overthinking this!
Fate'Writer: Huh?
Jewel'Snatcher: *Facepalms* Hey, Time'Shard.
Time'Shard: Yeah?
Jewel'Snatcher: WHO stabbed who? I mean, you must have seen.
Time'Shard: *Thinks for a minute and eyes flicker pale brown*
Time'Shard: You know, I don't have the foggiest idea!
Lily: Nope. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. This STABBING is OBVIOUSLY bad. So. Fate'Writer and Jewel'Snatcher, you'll stick with ME next time.
Jewel'Snatcher and Fate'Writer: Okay.
Lily: We WILL solve this and we WILL get all of you, um, get all of you... un-stabbed, I guess? Un-stabbified? Yeah. WE'LL GET YOU ALL UN-STABBIFIED!!!
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
