Anglerfish: So what the HICKEDY HECK are we gonna do about these two dragons being STABBED. AND NOT BEING DEAD.
Lily: I-I don't know. We have to do SOMETHING, though.
Tiger-Lily: Correction! YOU don't. Me and Anglerfish have to do something. After all, WE'RE the slytherins.
Anglerfish: Slytherin and PROUDDD! WHOOP WHOOP!!!
Time'Shard: It's Anglerfish and I...
Tiger-Lily: WHATever. C'mon, Angler.
Anglerfish: Comin' Tiger.
Tiger-Lily: Hm?
Anglerfish: MY new nickname for YOU!
Tiger-Lily: :3 I like ittt
Anglerfish: Nickname buds!
Tiger-Lily: Nickname buds!
Tiger-Lily: Now. Look! WRITING ON THE WALL... in BLOOD... OOOOOOO...
Anglerfish: Spoopy...
Tiger-Lily: Hm... it says...
Tiger-Lily: The chamber of conspicuous statements has been opened... enemies of the heir beware.
Anglerfish: SPOOPYYY...
Time'Shard: Yes... 'Spoopy' indeed...
Anglerfish: HEY, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
Time'Shard: The same place everyone else is coming from right now.
Everyone: *Walks into place*
Tiger-Lily: . . . . .
Tiger-Lily: STALKERS!!!
Dusk: Hey, we're just worried. I mean, after all... there's BLOOD WRITING on the wall.
Rain'Drop: Yyyyeah. It's creepy.
T'Challa: Let's just split into groups.
Atlantic: Good idea.
Time'Shard: All right, I'll go with Dusk, Fate'Writer and Jewel'Snatcher. Lily, you go with Rain'Drop, Atlantis, Tiger-Lily, and Anglerfish.
Atlantis: Got it.
Jewel'Snatcher: Looks like... herbology next?
Fate'Writer: Yeah.
AT HERBOLOGY CLASS
Atlantis: I'm kind of excited. Look at all the pots.
Jewel'Snatcher: Yeah, this has gotta be cool!
Time'Shard: Indeed.
Dusk: Buuut, let's be careful, right? I mean, Time'Shard... you're still a suspect.
Time'Shard: But it's LILY. It's not me, so it MUST be her.
Dusk: Still, though, let's be careful.
Time'Shard: Hmph.
???: *A big LeafWing walks through the door with light tan stripes on their scales and dots on their talons*
???: I am professor I am Professor Smout. Welcome to herbology! Today, we will be handling mandrakes! Everyone take a pair of earmuffs!
AFTER A LONG HERBOLOGY CLASS
Dusk: WOW, that was hard.
Time'Shard: Yeah, but thankfully no one got stabbed or killed! Shame that Fate'Writer got petrified and had to go to Madam Pomflea, though...
Jewel'Snatcher: Yeah. How do you think the other group's fairing?
Lily: Hi, you guys! No one died!!! And- OH! TIME'SHARD, how COULD YOU??/
Time'Shard: What? How did no one die? If it's not me, it's you!
Lily: I'M not the one missing a GROUP MATE! Poor Fate'Writer... dead... I can't believe it...
Time'Shard: WHAT? NO! SHE GOT PETRIFIED FROM THE MANDRAKES!
Dusk: Yeah, we all saw it!
Tiger-Lily: Hm... this is a tough one.
Atlantis: Yeah...
Tiger-Lily: Hey, where's Anglerfish? I haven't seen- OH GEEZ. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD ALL OVER RAIN'DROP.
Rain'Drop: *Was stabbed* What the- STABBED??? Wow. Now I know how it feels. It DOES feel amazing. That's just... I don't even know.
Tiger-Lily: Well, where's Anglerfish?
Atlantis: SEEEEEEEE???
Tiger-Lily: SEEEEEEEEEEEE??? BUT WHERE'S ANGLER, I NEED TO KNOWWWWWWWW...
Dusk: Let's go look! *Looks with everyone else*
Lily: There!
Time'Shard: Aaaand he's been stabbed.
Jewel'Snatcher: Of course.
Anglerfish: Wow... this really IS awesome! Maybe I need to get stabbed more often...
Lily: NOPE, NOT A GOOD IDEA.
Anglerfish: Yeah, you're probably right.
Time'Shard: Wait, so who HASN'T been stabbed yet?
Stabbed:
Anglerfish
Atlantis
Tiger-Lily
Rain'Drop
Not Stabbed:
Time'Shard
Dusk
T'Challa
Lily
Fate'Writer
Jewel'Snatcher
Time'Shard: What if, next time, the NOT STABBED ones go together and the STABBED ones go together?
Dusk: Good idea, it'll give us a chance to see what's happening.
Time'Shard: Hoo, alright. We can solve this.
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
