As requested by @QuackTheSnack , I'm doing a roastfest of Scarlet Vs. Burn. Won't this be THRILLING, everyone?
Vermilion: Aaaand WELCOME to this very special episode of Roastfest! Today we have ROYALTY in the court, QUEEN BURN AND QUEEN SCARLETTTT! Heyyy, here's a little fact for you. Did you know I'm the author's favorite character in the entire series?
Shut up! Oh, great. The fourth wall came crashing down. Now I'll have to fix it.
Vermilion: I mean... uh... 3, 2, 1, GO.
Scarlet: Hey, Burn.
Burn: Yeah?
Scarlet: Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
Burn: Ha. I KNOW I'm not bright. If you want that to hurt, go to Blister. But I have noticed something. Just a few seconds ago.
Scarlet: What?
Burn: You got a little something on this entire side of your face.
Scarlet: *Gasp* How DARE you! Well, you're one to talk. You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail.
Burn: Ha. I KNOW I don't look good. If you want that to hurt, go to Blaze. But, before you say anything, one second. I'm thinking.
Scarlet: Thinking of what? A comeback that won't backfire on you?
Burn: No. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Scarlet: EXCUSE ME, my personality is THRILLING, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Ten Seconds Later
Scarlet: WHAT THE-
Burn used burn!
It's super effective!
Scarlet used burn!
It has no effect!
Vermilion: AAAAAND THE WINNER! IS! QUEEN BURN!!!!
Tune in to our next Roastfest, and maybe the fourth wall will stay up! Thanks for reading, and thank you for your votes and comment. They're really supportive! All for now! :3
-BricketFan
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
