Yup, it's me, after leaving for a long long long long long long long time again! Honestly, I hafta study for exams, so it's just gonna get worse ;-; but oh well. Anywayssss I gots do some spoofing because.... why not.
Clearsight: Hey, Darkstalker?
Darkstalker: Yes?
Clearsight: Where's Fathom?
Darkstalker: Uh, Fathommmm. Riiiight. Um. I dunno.
Clearsight: Okay, well where's Indigo.
Darkstalker: Indigo, indigo, lemme think... *muttering* Indigo's the indigo one, right? Or is that-
Clearsight: Not againnn...
Darkstalker: HEY, EXCUSE ME- ummmmm I totally remember
Fathom: *Walks in* What's happening?
Clearsight: He's forgetting everyone's names.
Fathom: What? How did he manage that?
Darkstalker: My dad said it runs in the family.
Clearsight: Arctic forgot the name of the dragon he was going to marry, and it was a slippery slope after that.
Darkstalker: And now I can't remember anyone's names, right- ummmm ermmmm you're Indigo, right?
Clearsight: 0-0
Darkstalker: Let's see, you must be Clearsight and you're probably Fathom.
Indigo: I'm Fathom all right!
Indigo: *To Fathom and Clearsight* *KA-WINK*
Clearsight: Ohhhhh. Yup, you got it right this time! Except... *sly look at fathom*
Fathom: Is this really a good idea-
Clearsight: STOP BEING LAME. *sly look at Indigo*
Indigo: Yeahhh. Except what's YOUR name?
Darkstalker: ...
Darkstalker: What IS my name?
Indigo: Oh, nothing. Just...
Darkstalker: WHAT IS IT?
Clearsight: ONE SEC *Scrolling on her drgn-phone*
Clearsight: *Typing* Stupidest nightwing names ever-
Clearsight: *Ahem* Sorry. Your name is...
Darkstalker: Yesss?
Clearsight: Tax'Evader.
Darkstalker: Really? I don't remember-
Indigo: IT TOTALLY IS.
Darkstalker: Huh. Well, I guess- HEY!
Clearsight: ?
Darkstalker: THE AUTHOR IS MESSING UP! THEY'RE SPELLING MY NAME WRONG!
Me: Oh, uh...
Indigo: *Ka-Wink*
Me: Ahhh.
Me: Apologies, Tax'Evader.
Tax'Evader: Thanks very much. You're lucky I didn't ANIMUS you.
Indigo: *Almost laughing*
Tax'Evader: Now I have to...
Clearsight: Evade taxes?
Tax'Evader: I mean, that's my name, so... yes?
Tax'Evader: Welp.
Tax'Evader: See you in jail.
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
