Wowie!
Another chapter before next Saturday!
Yeah, I had some time...
ANYWAYS!!!
Lily: Okie... Okie... *Trying not to hyperventilate*
Time'Shard: It'll be fine, Lily! *Under breath while eyes flicker pale brown* And even finer if you get stabbed...
Lily: Oh, right, you're not... sane? Let's go with that. You're not SANE enough to pick the groups. Okay. Stabbed, go... on your own. Fate'Writer and Jewel'Snatcher, with me.
Everyone: Got it.
Fate'Writer: THIS is getting REALLY creepy.
Jewel'Snatcher: Yeah...
Lily: Yeah... well, at least we've got each other!
Fate'Writer: Yeah- OH, WAIT!!!
Lily: What?
Fate'Writer: *Chuckles* Jewel'Snatcher, think about this for a second.
Jewel'Snatcher: Ohhhhhh...
Lily: WHAT?
Fate'Writer: There's TWO of us and ONE. Of. You. *Grins evilly*
Lily: *In a squeaky voice* Oh, no.
Fate'Writer: *Stabs Lily right in the chest*
Lily: Wow! This is amazin-
Fate'Writer: Yes, yes, we KNOW!!!
Jewel'Snatcher: FINALLY. That took forever. Now I can stop pretending to be... how do I put this?
Fate'Writer: A ditzy idiot?
Jewel'Snatcher: EXACTLY.
Fate'Writer: Same here. Now. We have to take them back to him.
Jewel'Snatcher: Alright, let's go.
Everyone: *Goes to the place where the writing on the wall in blood is*
Everyone: *The wall opens and flips them around, like in one of those horror movies where the bookcases spin around*
Jewel'Snatcher: Hello. We have them.
???: FIIIIIIIIIIINALLY!
Everyone: *Eyes turn from pale brown to regular eye color*
Rain'Drop: What the- WHERE ARE WE?!
?-?-?: Get... out...
T'Challa: What... what happened?
Dusk: HEY, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS PLACE???
Time'Shard: This is... most unexpected.
Atlantis: EW, and it SMELLS TERRIBLE!
Tiger'Lliy: Uh-huh.
Anglerfish: I know where we are...
Lily: Where?
Anglerfish: The chamber of conspicuous statements...
Tiger'Lily: No WAY!
Time'Shard: Then whoever was just speaking must have been...
Anglerfish: THE HEIR OF SLYTHERIN!!!
Dusk: WAIT!!! I have some questions.
Jewel'Snatcher: WHAT?!
Dusk: HOW did we get here, HOW did y'all two know this was here, HOW did we come here seemingly against our will and WHAT was with all the STABBING?
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
