Snowflake: Hi.
Snowfox *Growls*
Snowflake: Sorry, she only speaks in growls. She's cohosting with me, aren't you, dear?
Snowfox: *Nods head*
Snowflake: Alright, the contestants today are Queen Diamond, Arctic, and Foeslayer.
Snowflake: *Under breath* Great, the three people I hate most.
Snowfox: *Growls*
Snowflake: Yes, indeed. Now. The question is... Who do I hate the most?
Queen Diamond: Foeslayer. She took your fiance, and it's obviously an honor to marry into the royal IceWing family.
Arctic: Foeslayer. She kept you from marrying me, which, as much as I hate to admit that Diamond is right, is a great honor.
Foeslayer: Me. And the reason is... what they said.
Snowfox: *Growls*
Snowflake: Yes, indeed. The answer is...
Snowflake: I hate all of you immensely and equally.
Snowfox: *Growls*
Snowflake: Oh, yeah, that's right. *Evil chuckle*
Snowflake: Since you ALL got it wrong, I get to attack ALL of you. Mua ha ha ha ha....
Snowfox: *Growls*
Snowflake: Yes, I'll let you get in on it, too. COME HERE, EVERYONE.
Queen Diamond: I, uh, have to go do queen stuff...
Arctic: I have to run away with Foeslayer...
Foeslayer: I have to run away with Arctic...
Snowflake: A DEAL'S A DEAL, COME BACK! Oh, and also, comment down below to see what spoof you would like next! More Life Or Death Answers, Continent Pyrrhia, Roastfests, and more! NOW GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE-
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HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
