Fate: *Poofs into the cave*
Fate: ARE. YOU. READY. TO. ROCK?!!!!
BlueFlame: No.
Honeydrop: Ho, not even CLOSE.
Jade: You've GOT to be kidding me.
Fate: Well, sucks for you! *Snaps and they're transported to the arena*
Fate: I have chosen the dragon I wanna choose for safety!!!
Everyone: WHO?!
Fate: Mr. Bravery!!!
Brave: W-what?
Fate: I think it was VEEEEERRY skillful of you back there to ensure that Vulpen DIDN'T get last by trying to help her, even though she could have EASILY done it on her own.
Foxpaw: YEAHHH!!! And don't call me Vulpen.
Fate: And you STILL got first place! Ho ho, THAT'S someone to watch, COMPETITORS. Bravery, you're safe. *Snaps and Brave floats in the air next to Fate*
Fate: Your competition today is you will get THREE HOURS to make some MUSICCCC!!! Split up into your own teams of two, and whichever group's music I hate the most, the two teammates go into a rap battle (Inspiration from Bookscavegerrrr's rap battles) and they'll rap about why I'm the best! Whoever did the worst, LOSES! Won't this be FUN, Gladiator?
Gladiator: *Weird noises*
Fate: Oh. Oh, uh, okay. He said to rap about why HE'S the best.
BlueFlame: But we BARELY know him!
Fate: TOO BADDDDDDDDD!!! NOW, GO, GO, GO!!! *Snaps and music equipment springs up*
Brave: COME ON, YOU GUYS, YOU CAN DO THISSS! YOU CAN-
Fate: Shut it. *Snaps and clamps appear on Brave's snout*
BlueFlame: You call THAT safety?
Fate: Yes, which you aren't doing very well to earn.
Foxpaw: Aero, Aero, Aero, wanna be on a team???
Aero: Yes!!!
Midnight: Hey, uh, Starfrost, wanna-
Starfrost: Yes! We can win this!
Midnight: Together!
Starfrost: Together!
Fate: Awww, how ADORABLE!!!
Midnight: SHUT UPPPPP!
Fate: *Laughs crazily*
Fate: You really think I'll take that? From YOU of all people, Noche?
Midnight: Noche?
Fate: My nickname for you.
Midnight: What's Starfrost's?
Fate: Elsa.
Starfrost: Who?
Fate: A scavenger star of a movie that hit big time filled with cheap laughs and a well-constructed storyline.
Midnight: Bu-wha?
Fate: Never mind.
Fate: Anyways, because of that, now you two have to work... with CLAMPS ON!!!
Midnight: WH-
Fate: *Snaps and puts clamps on Midnight and Starfrost*
Jade: Honeydrop, get over here.
Honeydrop: Already on it.
Fate: Oooooo, Thermite, looks like you're all alone.
BlueFlame: You mean me?
Fate: Yup. You'll just have to work alone.
BlueFlame: FINE.
THREE HOURS LATER
Fate: Time is UP! Let's hear that music of yours!!!
Aero and Foxpaw: Starts kinda sad, then turns amazingly cheerful and upbeat.
BlueFlame: Surprisingly insightful classical music.
Jade and Honeydrop: Hardcore rock.
Midnight and Starfrost: Rave music.
Fate: Hmmmm... this was a tough one. But I have to say... Airy and Vulpen. My favorite was Noche and Elsa. I love raves!!! Anyways, now you two have to RAP IT OUT about how awesome the Gladiator is, and the loser DIES!
Brave: *Muffled sounds of distress underneath the clamps*
Fate: *Dramatic sigh and snaps, so the clamps come off from Midnight, Starfrost, and Brave's mouths* What IS IT, BRAVERY?
Brave: NO! PUT ME IN!
Fate: Oh, look at that! Try to be a little HERO, are ya? Well, I'll take it! Who do you want to substitute for?
Brave: I think-
Fate: Just kidding! You don't get to choose. *Snaps and transports Brave to where Aero was and vice versa*
Vulpen: Oh, the Gladiator
So tall and mean
So... chic and lean?
Watching this match like football on Tv.
Showin' everyone
Who is the boss
Shiny, like gloss?
You know he's strong and can toss?
Yeah, he's the BOSS!!!
Brave: *Gulps* Goodbye. And tell Aero I told her goodbye, and everyone else that they can do this.
Brave: The Gladiator.
Acts like he's strong,
but really, he's WRONG.
A dictator,
more or less a traitor
Using Fate as a tool
Cuz he thinks that's cool
But he SUCKS!
HE LOOKS LIKE MUCK.
DON'T TRUST HIM NOW OR EVER,
CUZ HE'S DUMB NOT CLEVER!!!
Fate: *Gasps*
Gladiator: *Angry weird noises*
Fate: Bravery, you LOSE! *Snaps and the lights go out for a split second and when they come back on, Brave is dead*
Foxpaw: *Gasps* What HAPPENED?!
Fate: You don't want to know.
Fate: *Snaps and transports them back to the cave*
Foxpaw: Aero...
Aero: *Sniffs* yeah?
Foxpaw: He said to tell you... goodbye.
Aero: ....
Foxpaw: And to tell everyone... that we can do this.
BlueFlame: Well, he's right. And I wish you all good luck.
Jade: Me, too.
Honeydrop: Me as well.
Midnight: Yeah.
Starfrost: Uh-hu
Fowpaw: Yuh.
Aero: Yes. For Brave.
Everyone: For Brave.
I am SO SAD I HAD TO MAKE BRAVE DIE. HE WAS ONE O' MY FAVORITESSSSSS. But as I was writing I was just like, 'wait, brave wouldn't just sit by, he'd, you know, stand up for 'em', and so ends the sad, sad death of brave. AHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
