Moon: Welcome back to our roast-fest!
Moon: You know the rules! 3, 2, 1, GO!
Secretkeeper: Have you ever looked at our relationship and wondered...
Morrowseer: Yes?
Secretkeeper: Was I drunk this entire relationship?
Morrowseer: *Angry*
Secretkeeper: I thought you took my breath away...
Morrowseer: I did?
Secretkeeper: But really, I was just suffocated by your ugliness.
Morrowseer: *Surprised*
Secretkeeper: I need you.
Morrowseer: R-really?
Morrowseer: *Hopeful*
Secretkeeper: To get out of my face. I need you to get out of my face.
Secretkeeper: Or my line of sight. Getting out of my line of sight would be good.
Morrowseer: *Dreams crushed*
Morrowseer: *Unresponsive*
Moon: LOOK AT THAT, IT'S A 3-WAY BLOW BY SECRETKEEPER! AND BECAUSE MORROWSEER IS UNRESPONSIVE, WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Secretkeeper: Ha, ha, ha.
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
