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I AM SORRY
FOR NOT UPDATING
I was... doing something... *Cough cough totally not an indefinite leave*
BUT NOW I'M HERE
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ALRIGHTY HERE WE GOOOOOO!!!
Anglerfish: I wonder...
T'Challa: What?
Anglerfish: Will the author stop using lazy writing techniques to move the story along by killing off characters?
T'Challa: *Looks at readers and blinks* I wonder that, too.
Sugar-Ant: Who's the author?
Anglerfish: No one...
Me: Thanks, ANGLERFISH. Now the fourth wall has come CRASHING ON DOWN!
Sugar-Ant: What the- who was that?!
Me: No one....
Sugar-Ant: I heard you, though...
Me: You heard NOTHING.
Sugar-Ant: But-
Me: NOTHING!
Sugar-Ant: O-okay...
Rain'Drop: ANYways, think. One person here is killing everyone else. Who is it?
Tiger'Lily: I already TOLD you. The heir to SLYTHERIN. *Exasperated sigh*
Rain'Drop: Yes, but WHO'S the HEIR to SLYTHERIN??? If you know, please, GO RIGHT AHEAD AND TELL US.
Tiger'Lily: Hmmm... it's not me... and it's not Angler...
Anglerfish: Ooo, lookies, I has a nickname :3
Lily: I don't think it's Atlantis, because he fainted and told everyone. He wouldn't tell everyone he killed someone.
Time'Shard: What if he was trying to take suspicion off himself?
Lily: I don't think so?
Time'Shard: Me neither, to be honest. Let's make a list of suspects.
Lily
Sugar-Ant
Atlantis
Fate'Writer
T'Challa
Time'Shard
Jewel'Snatcher
Dusk
Rain'Drop
Dusk: I think I have an idea!
Fate'Writer: What?
Dusk: We'll split the suspects into three groups of three, and when someone's killed, that leaves two suspects, right?
Atlantic: Correct.
Dusk: So, then, after someone's killed, we'll switch the groups around and make sure the two dragons left are in different groups. The next time someone's killed, we'll know who it is because there'll be two dragons left in that group, and one is the one from the group before!
Atlantis: Ahhhhhhh.
Jewel'Snatcher: Good idea.
Anglerfish: So, who's in a group?
Tiger-Lily: Yeah?
T'Challa: What about these groups?:
Fate'Writer, Atlantis, Sugar-Ant
T'Challa, Dusk, Rain'Drop
Jewel'Snatcher, Time'Shard, Lily
T'Challa: Ta-da!
Lily: Good idea!
Jewel'Snatcher: Oop, we have potions next.
Rain'Drop: Who?
Jewel'Snatcher: My group. T'Challa's group has charms, and Fate'Writer's group has transfiguration.
Rain'Drop: Our groups just happen to have the same classes together? How?
Anglerfish: The author's lazy writing techniques.
Me: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ANGLERFISH. I WAS NEVER HERE...
Rain'Drop: Who was that-
Me: YOU
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Rain'Drop: . . . . . Okie.
Dusk: Okay, let's go.
AT THE CHARMS CLASSROOM
Dusk: Doo doo doooo, yeah.
Rain'Drop: STOP HUMMING.
Dusk: Nnnnope!
T'Challa: Oh, here comes the professor!
???: I am Professor Twitwick.
T'Challa: Hi!
Prof. Twitwick: Hello! Now, let's go ahead and get started on our first spell.. wingardium leviosa! Use a swift flicking motion, like so. *Demonstrates* And practice on the scale in front of you!
T'Challa: Oooo, let me try! Wingardium leviosa!
T'Challa: *The scale in front of her floats*
T'Challa: Teehee!
Rain'Drop: Oh, I wanna try. Wingardium Leviosar!
Rain'Drop: *It doesn't work*
Dusk: Tsk, tsk, tsk, you're SAYING it wrong! It's wingardium leviosa, not wingardium levioSAR.
Rain'Drop: *Blows raspberry* Nehhhhh! If you're so smart, then you do it!
Dusk: *Does it*
Prof. Twitwick: Great job!
Dusk: Thank you, professorrrr *Looks smugly at Rain'Drop*
Dusk: *After class* So, nobody died!
T'Challa: That's always a good sign.
Rain'Drop: So then... who did?
Other groups: *Come sprinting at full speed up to them*
Atlantis: Sugar-Ant and Atlantic are DEAD!!!
Rain'Drop: WHAT?
Atlantis: Sugar-Ant was in our group, and Atlantic was tagging along with the other group!
T'Challa: Well, none of us are dead, so you can eliminate us as suspects.
Time'Shard: Alright, let's draw up another suspect board.
Fate'Writer
Atlantis
Jewel'Snatcher
Time'Shard
Lily
Time'Shard: I'll go with Fate'Writer, Lily, and Atlantis. Jewel'Snatcher, you go with T'Challa, Dusk, and Rain'Drop. And Anglerfish, you go with Tiger-Lily. We need to stick together.
Dusk: Yeah.
We.
Can.
Do this.
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
