Rose: Welcome back to Continent Pyrrhia!
Wren: YEAH, HI, WELCOME BACK. ROSE STOLE THE CAMERA. AGAIN.
Rose: Yerp! Now, we're looking at Blaze.
Wren: I feel like she's somehow going to suck even more than the other two.
Rose: Well, I don't see how much worse you CAN get. But anyways, she's in her palace... sitting. And sitting. Oh! Someone's coming!
Wren: HA! TO GIVE HER FOOD!
Rose: So now... she's eating.
TEN HOURS LATER
Wren: When is she going to DO ANYTHING?!
Rose: UGHHHHHHHHH. SO. BORED.
Wren: Well, she's terrible. She doesn't do anything.
Rose: But no one was killed, going to be stuffed, or plotting nefariously.
Wren: Still, though. She'd be a trash queen. I rate her...
:3
ONE OUT OF TEN.
Rose: WHAT? SERIOUSLY?
Wren: All she did is SAT THERE. They could have a TREE AS A QUEEN, AND IT WOULD BE BETTER, BECAUSE IT WOULD WASTE LESS FOOD.
Rose: Well, I rate her...
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3
Five out of ten. So, if we're adding the total score...
Blister won.
Wren: Welp, at least it's not Blaze!
Rose: Yeah, anyways, comment down below, because there's some special spoofs coming up!
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
