You find out that your new BOSS is secretly a VAMPIRE!
Clay: *Deep voice* Ahem hem, hem hem. Welcome to Cow Inc., where we spread our knowledge of cows and how to eat them properly throughout the whole world!
Starflight: Um, Clay?
Clay: *Still in deep voice (in deep voice until I saw it's not)* That's MR. DR. SIR Clay to you!
Starflight: You said I could be the boss
Clay: The boss of my company?! I'd never hand over my company just like that!
Starflight: I mean... would you trade it for a cow?
Clay: Of course not! What do you think I am, an idiot-
Starflight: Five cows?
Clay: *Regular voice* YOU'VE GOT A DEAL!
Starflight: *Has company now*
Alright, welcome to Scroll Inc., where we-
Clay: *Back in deep voice* EHEHEHEEEE I FAKED YOU OUT! I AM IN FACT A VAMPIREEE! *Sucks blood*
Starflight: AH, DON'T SUCK MY BLOOD!
Clay: I wasn't talking to you.
Clay: I was talking to the cow. *Sucks blood out of cow*
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!