A Day In The Life Of Coconut

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Coconut: *Yawn*

Coconut: Ready for an exciting day!

Coconut: First, getting the LID off this MAYONNAISE.

Coconut: *GRUNT*

Coconut: RRRRR

Coconut: Finally! Wow! That sure was hard!

Coconut: Next, eating a papaya!

Coconut: *Takes a bite out of papaya*

Coconut: Nope.

Coconut: *Takes a bit out of ANOTHER papaya*

Coconut: Nope.

53 PAPAYAS LATER

Coconut: *Takes a bite of out of the 55th papaya*

Coconut: Yup!

Coconut: *Eats entire papaya*

Coconut: Wow! That sure was an ADVENTURE!

Coconut: Now, for suntime!

TEN HOURS LATER

Coconut: *Wakes up and yawns*

Coconut: Nothing like a nice, short, nap to keep you going! Oh, wait, it's time for bed!

Coconut: Well, today was certainly fast-paced and busy! I hope tomorrow's a little more calm!

Coconut: *Goes to sleep*

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