One day, Blue walked up to Cricket. He was blushing furiously, his blue scales contrasting up against his thick scarlet flush.
"Uh, uhhh, C-Cricket?" he stammered, looking down at his shimmering claws. "Would you wanna... go out?" he asked her. He winced, waiting for his rejection.
"NEVER!" she screamed at him, and he widened his eyes. It's worse that I thought... he thought to himself.
"Oh, uhhhh, okay, then, um, bye, I guess, uh, um, uh, um, uh, um, uh, um, uh," he stammered.
"I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU, I WANT YOU TO MARRY ME!" she yelled, pulling him into a hug. "I calculated 3,003 possible outcomes from this moment, and all of them end in LOVEEEE!" she said in a sing-songy voice. "Or at least, I start thinking about you and start drawing hearts on my equations, which mess them up," she announced, wrinkling her snout. Blue gave her an overjoyed look and kissed her.
They lived happily ever after, the end :P
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HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
