So, as requested by @QuackTheSnack, I'm doin' an three-part episode on the SandWing queens! Well, she asked for Burn, but I thought this'll be fun. And it has Burn in it! This'll be interesting...
Welcome back to Continent Pyrrhia. Today, we are viewing the-what?
???: Step aside, buster.
Wren? This is highly-
Wren: Nope. We're not doing the boring talkative thing you usually do. For this three part episode, I'M taking over. Alright. SO! Our first choice for the SandWing queen is... BURN! Let's see... Burn is very gory and likes to stuff things in her weirdl- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! IS THIS THE SAME JERK WHO TRIED TO GET SKY STUFFED? OH HO, THIS AIN'T GONNA BE PRETTY. WHERE IS SHE? LEMME AT HER!
Okay, so, now we're here at Burn's stronghold, and, oh great, it's just the same as I remember. All those dragon heads in the spikes, and a very, very high wall. Yeesh. Freaky much? Anyways, I'm going to sneak inside.
Okay, I'm inside now, and- oh! Hi, Rose! Anyways, I'm inside, and trying to find Burn. What the- Rooooose. Seriously? I JUST got to host the show. No, you CANNOT co-host it. There's nothing you can say to make me-
Rose: Hi!!! This is Rose, co-hosting the show.
Wren: FINE. Threatening to let Sweetface put little hats on me is the ONLY THING that can change my mind.
Rose: Yeah, yeah, well, guess whaaat, Wren? I know where Burn is!
Wren: WHAT?! WHERE?!
Rose: Oh, something like... in her tower thingy place?
Wren: Oh, well that's just GREAT. THAAAAT'S GREAT. GREAT NEWS ALL AROUND, EVERYBODY.
Rose: It's fine, Wren, come ON! I've never been in there.
Wren: And you shouldn't want to. It's gross. And terrible.
Rose: Come on, it can't be that BAD.
Rose: Okay, so we're here in the tower. And Wren was right. It is that bad.
Wren: I TOLD YOU.
Rose: Yeah yeah, but- oh! There she is!
Ohhh, look what she's DOING. She making a spot for what looks like she's planning a new attraction. It looks like a stand and it has a box with hole shaped for two... dragon arms. She wants two dragon arms?
Wren: Look! The holes for the talons!
Rose: Oh, there's six of them. Okay. That makes sense. But seriously, EW.
Wren: Yeah, but, like, at least the dragon's already dead. I mean, they probably weren't that bad.
Huh. So, out of ten of these things:
:3
I rate her... like...
:3 :3
Two out of ten.
Rose: Oh, come on, Wren, she's not THAT bad. Sure, she's... gory. But at least she's smart... ish... and knows how to protect their tribe, right?
Wren: She has a tower full of dead things and the wall that surrounds her tower full of dead things has spikes. With dead things on top of the spikes.
Rose: Well, still... I rate her...
:3 :3 :3 :3
A four out of ten.
Wren: SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S TOO HIGH.
Rose: Geez, Wren, it's not THAT high.
Wren: Well, it kinda is, for her. Anyways, thanks for watching, and comment down below who you think will get the highest score!
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
