The Jeans

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As requested by @Sussy-sausage , I'm doing an episode selling some things! Like an ad! :P I know y'all don't have NEARLY ENOUGH ADS IN YOUR LIVES.

Moon: *Walks in the room*

Everyone: *Gasps*

Moon: Hi, guys.

Qibli: What ARE THOSE?

Winter: Those are-

Turtle: Those are-

Carnelian: Those are-

Kinkajou: NIGHTWALKER JEANS!!!

Kinkajou: WHERE did you GET THEM?!

Kinkajou: *Squeals*

Moon: I got them from Tall Dark And Stalker.

Kinkajou: I GOTS TO GO RIGHT NOW.

Kinkajou: *Runs out*

Qibli: Moon, will you marry me?

Moon: Yes!

Winter: Do they have any in mens?

Moon: Definitely.

Turtle: Do they have any in green?

Carnelian: Or blood red?

Moon: Of course! They have all different sizes and colors!

Moon: *Looks at camera*

Moon: So come on down to Tall Dark and Stalker and buy some today! Or, you can order online by voting and commenting down below saying #FreeNightWalkers and get a free pair! Only 9.99 batteries not included.

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