Punny Ol' Deathbringer

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Deathbringer: Hey, Glory?

Glory: ...

Deathbringer: Gloooory? I can see you...

Glory: ......

Deathbringer: HEYYYY, GLORYYYY, I KNOW YOU'RE LISTENING...

Glory: ............

Deathbringer: *Walks away*

Tsunami: What was all that about?

Glory: If I make even a single SOUND, he'll-

Deathbringer: AHA!!!

Glory: AH! TAKE TSUNAMI, SHE'LL LISTEN BETTER!!!

Deathbringer: *In a thick southern accent* HOWDY, GLORY! WOW, THAT WAS SURE HARSH TO TSUNAMI! TURNIN' HER IN RIGHT AWAY, I RECKON'.

YOU COULD EVEN CALL IT...

BETRAY'ALL!!!

Glory: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THE PUNS, THEY'VE ALREADY STARTED...

Tsunami: So THIS is what ticks Glory off... ehehehe 😏

Tsunami: Hey, glory.

Glory: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat... I'm in aaaaaaaaaaagonnyyyyyyyyyy....

Tsunami: These are some punderful puns, aren't they?

Glory: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Glory: BLECHHHHHHHHHHH

Deathbringer: She looks sick...

Deathbringer: Maybe it's cuz these puns are CONTAGIOUSSSSSS!!!

Deathbringer & Tsunami: *High five*

Glory: WHYYYYYYY...

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