Ooooo we got a 4th of july spoof, comin' at you HOT! YES, I KNOW that I'm LATE, but SHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GET A SPOOF BE HAPPY
So I'ma ask the DoD and JMA a question...
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART ABOUT THE FOURTH OF JULY???
Clay: The food! All those hot dogs, and hamburgers, and brisket, and snow cones... mmmmm... and the chicken nuggies, of course, can't forget those
Tsunami: The FIREWORKS! They're EXPLOSIONS! In the SKY!!! What more could a dragon WANT???
Glory: When it ends.
Me: Seriously. Answer the question.
Glory: Fine. I like the spirit, I guess. Y'know, rooting for the home team?
Me: Really? I never would've thou-
Glory: YOU SAID ANSWER THE QUESTION AND I GAVE YOU AN ANSWER-
Me: Fine, geez.
Starflight: The history behind it! Did you know that-
WE'RE JUST GONNA CUT HIM OFF THERE, FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR EARS AND THE HOPE YOU WON'T GO DEAF UNLESS YOU ALREADY ARE
Sunny: Everyone being together!
Moon: Ummm... I guess getting to be with my friends and celebrating a holiday? I don't really know.
Kinkajou: THE. OUTFITS. THERE'S SO MANY COOL THINGS TO WEAR, YOU CAN WEAR-
WE'RE JUST GONNA CUT HER OFF THERE, FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR EARS AND THE HOPE YOU WON'T GO DEAF UNLESS YOU ALREADY ARE
Carnelian: The way we, as a country, gather together and honor the great lives that were lost in fighting to unite us.
Me: Oh, that's actually kinda beauti-
Carnelian: And the tiny little flags you can carry around but are actually completely useless, I'm a sucker for those things.
Winter: The JMA has a pool party each year, and sometimes we invite the DoDs, it kind of depends, and my favorite part is getting to push Qibli into the pool.
Qibli: Getting to push Winter into the pool. He may SAY pushing me in is his favorite part, but he never manages to do it :)
Turtle: Well... this might sounds a little selfish, but no one asks me about my animus magic. My friends never do, because they know how I feel about it, but usually at least once a day a random dragon walks up and asks me to do something with my magic. It gets... annoying, to say the least.
Umber: Getting to see my sibs again!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAND THAT'S IT THANKS FOR TUNING IN
BYA NOW,
-BricketFan
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
