Improv scenario: Grand opening of a restaurant gone wrong
Glory: Please explain to me why we are doing this, again?
Tsunami: *Shrugs*
Glory: Fine.
Glory: *Unenthusiastically* Ohhh, no. My restaurant is ruined.
WoF Fans: *Stares menacingly*
Glory: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Glory: Mamma mia! My restaurant, she's-a ruined!
Tsunami: Hey, wait a minute, why do YOU get to be the restaurant owner?
Glory: I dunno, I just STARTED
Tsunami: I think that I should get to be the restaurant owner.
Glory: Fine! Start!
Tsunami: Hello there, CUSTOMER.
Glory: Yes, hello, can I order a latte.
Tsunami: What type of latte?
Glory: *Then Glory got an idea. An awful idea. Glory got a wonderful, awful idea* (Kudos if you know this reference to a 1966 Christmas film that was revamped in 2018. The revamp was pretty good, actually)
Glory: I would like an iced, Ristretto, ten shots.
Tsunami: Is that all?
Glory: No.
Glory: I would like it with breve and five pump vanilla.
Tsunami: Geez, is that all?
Glory: No.
Glory: I would like it also with seven pump caramel and four splenda.
Tsunami: ARE YOU DONE?
Glory: *Hesitation*
Glory: No.
Tsunami: WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY ADD?
Glory: I also want it SHAKEN, not STIRRED.
Tsunami: THAT'S IT! YOU CAN BE THE RESTAURANT OWNER!
Glory: Uhhh, NO! I CANNOT!
Tsunami: Oh, yeah? And why not?
Glory: I never got my coffee.
Tsunami: ASLKDFJ;ALKSJFD;LAKSDJFALKSJDF FINE*Makes coffee*
Glory: *Waiting for ten minutes*
Tsunami: DONE!
Glory: ....um, no.
Tsunami: WHY NOT? I DID WHAT YOU WANTED, JUST TAKE THE DARN THING!
Glory: It's stirred. I wanted it to be shaken.
Tsunami: FINE! *Shakes it* HERE!
Glory: NO, no, no, no, no. It needs to be at its FRESHEST, so you have to do everything again.
Tsunami: THAT'S IT! I'M DONE! I'M NOT SERVING YOU!
Glory: Um, EXCUSE ME?
Glory: Let me speak.
Glory: To.
Glory: Your.
Glory: Manager.
YOU ARE READING
Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!