Hvitur: Wow, look, I have an egg!
Burn: *Destroys egg*
Hvitur: *Dies*
Clay: Wowww, we're stuck down here 'cause we're special.
Sunny: It's great down here!
Guardians: *Try to kill Glory*
Everyone: Let's get out.
Clay and Tsunami: *Swims out and opens door to cave while finding treasure*
Scarlet: 'Sup. That treasure's mine.
Clay and Tsunami: Oh, sure, here ya go.
Scarlet: You didn't know who I was? Ohhhhh, you're the DoDs.
Clay and Tsunami: *Fly away and rescue other DoDs*
Scarlet: *Attacks*
Dune: *Dies*
DoDs: *Gets captured*
Clay: Oh, no, lookie, an arena, how terrible!
Peril: Heyyyyyyy, cutie.
Clay: Ummmmmmm, hi?
Peril: Get ready for me to kill you!
DoDs: *Get taken to Queen Scarlet's palace*
Clay: Hey, lemmee fight.
Scarlet: Sure.
Clay: Oh, cool scales. No pun intended, ha ha.
Fjord: Shut up so I can kill you.
Fjord: *Dies*
Fjord: *But dies mysteriously*
Scarlet: (:
Clay: Phew, I'm not dead
Scarlet: SEAWING TIME
Vermillion: This is the first out of three times I appear in the books. I have a riddle for you. How do you make a SeaWing go crazy? Take away his water! Ta-da!
Gill: *Insanity noises*
Tsunami: Uhhhhhhhhh
Scarlet: Ha, weak!
Tsunami: *Cracks his neck while looking at her in the scariest way possible*
Scarlet: Hmph. BRING THE NIGHTWING IN I HATE THIS DUMB SEAWING ARGHHHHHHH HOWEVER THIS IS VERY THRILLING, I MUST ADMIT
Starflight: Ummm
Starflight: *Hides in corner*
Tsunami: *Fights everything else off*
Morrowseer: 'Sup. I'm here for the NightWing.
Scarlet: Nuh. He mine. He got to kill some IcyWings first. I want to see some IcyWings killed.
Morrosweer: K
Morrowseer: *Kills all arena IceWings*
Scarlet: AHHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT THRILLING
Scarlet: *Holds trial for Kestrel*
Peril: *Hides behind Clay during trial*
Scarlet: So, she's kinda Peril's mom
Peril: WHAT?!
Scarlet: But she betrayed you and stuff, yeah, mmmm, totally.
Peril: *Suspiciously* Ohhh....
Scarlet: *Goes to Birthday bash for herself*
Clay: Hey, look! Music!
Clay: *Plays DoD song*
Everyone else in arena: *Sings DoD song*
Scarlet: SHUT UP
Scarlet: *Traps DoD in a ring of fire*
Clay: Hey, Peril.
Peril: Yesssssssssssss?
Clay: Can you help us out?
Peril: No.
Starflight: *Says some smart way to get out*
Peril: I meant yes. I knew that.
Peril: *Backstabsssssss*
DoDs: Aw, man.
Glory: *Magical death spit's Scarlet's thrilling face off *
Scarlet: Ow.
Peril: *Helps them escape for real*
Clay: SHE'S OUR WINGS OF FIRE!!!
Everyone else: No, she's not.
Clay: Aw.
DoDs: KESTREL?! YOU ESCAPED THE PRISON?
Kestrel: Yup. Peril, get over here.
Peril: Uh, no.
Kestrel: Okay. Byeeee. Kestrel out.
Peril: Also byeeeeee.
DoDs: *Go to swamp*
Glory: Look, I'm a MudWing!
Clay: Hey, are you mah mom?
Cattail: Yes... I guess?
Clay: Yay! Why was I in the DoDs instead?
Cattail: I sold you for some cows 'cuz I was short on a buck. You have no mother.
Clay: Yeah, I know now. SO HARSH, THO, WHYYYYY.
Clay's sibs: Heyyyyy, wanna be our bigwings?
Clay: Nerp. Sorry, too bad, so sad.
Clay: Let's go to the Sea Kingdom, y'all.
Dods 'cept Tsunami: Okie.
Tsunami: YASSSSS, I'MA SLAYYY THEREEEEE.
Tsunami: I mean.... okie.
Blister: *Plots evilly*
Morrowseer: *Plots evilly*
Kestrel: *Dies*
THE END.
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
