If WoF was short! Book 1

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Hvitur: Wow, look, I have an egg!

Burn: *Destroys egg*

Hvitur: *Dies*


Clay: Wowww, we're stuck down here 'cause we're special.

Sunny: It's great down here!

Guardians: *Try to kill Glory*

Everyone: Let's get out.

Clay and Tsunami: *Swims out and opens door to cave while finding treasure*

Scarlet: 'Sup. That treasure's mine.

Clay and Tsunami: Oh, sure, here ya go.

Scarlet: You didn't know who I was? Ohhhhh, you're the DoDs.

Clay and Tsunami: *Fly away and rescue other DoDs*

Scarlet: *Attacks*

Dune: *Dies*

DoDs: *Gets captured*

Clay: Oh, no, lookie, an arena, how terrible!

Peril: Heyyyyyyy, cutie.

Clay: Ummmmmmm, hi?

Peril: Get ready for me to kill you!

DoDs: *Get taken to Queen Scarlet's palace*

Clay: Hey, lemmee fight.

Scarlet: Sure.

Clay: Oh, cool scales. No pun intended, ha ha.

Fjord: Shut up so I can kill you.

Fjord: *Dies*

Fjord: *But dies mysteriously*

Scarlet: (:

Clay: Phew, I'm not dead

Scarlet: SEAWING TIME

Vermillion: This is the first out of three times I appear in the books. I have a riddle for you. How do you make a SeaWing go crazy? Take away his water! Ta-da!

Gill: *Insanity noises*

Tsunami: Uhhhhhhhhh

Scarlet: Ha, weak!

Tsunami: *Cracks his neck while looking at her in the scariest way possible*

Scarlet: Hmph. BRING THE NIGHTWING IN I HATE THIS DUMB SEAWING ARGHHHHHHH HOWEVER THIS IS VERY THRILLING, I MUST ADMIT

Starflight: Ummm

Starflight: *Hides in corner*

Tsunami: *Fights everything else off*

Morrowseer: 'Sup. I'm here for the NightWing.

Scarlet: Nuh. He mine. He got to kill some IcyWings first. I want to see some IcyWings killed.

Morrosweer: K

Morrowseer: *Kills all arena IceWings*

Scarlet: AHHHHHHHH THIS IS NOT THRILLING

Scarlet: *Holds trial for Kestrel*

Peril: *Hides behind Clay during trial*

Scarlet: So, she's kinda Peril's mom

Peril: WHAT?!

Scarlet: But she betrayed you and stuff, yeah, mmmm, totally.

Peril: *Suspiciously* Ohhh....

Scarlet: *Goes to Birthday bash for herself*

Clay: Hey, look! Music!

Clay: *Plays DoD song*

Everyone else in arena: *Sings DoD song*

Scarlet: SHUT UP

Scarlet: *Traps DoD in a ring of fire*

Clay: Hey, Peril.

Peril: Yesssssssssssss?

Clay: Can you help us out?

Peril: No.

Starflight: *Says some smart way to get out*

Peril: I meant yes. I knew that.

Peril: *Backstabsssssss*

DoDs: Aw, man.

Glory: *Magical death spit's Scarlet's thrilling face off *

Scarlet: Ow.

Peril: *Helps them escape for real*

Clay: SHE'S OUR WINGS OF FIRE!!!

Everyone else: No, she's not.

Clay: Aw.

DoDs: KESTREL?! YOU ESCAPED THE PRISON?

Kestrel: Yup. Peril, get over here.

Peril: Uh, no.

Kestrel: Okay. Byeeee. Kestrel out.

Peril: Also byeeeeee.

DoDs: *Go to swamp*

Glory: Look, I'm a MudWing!

Clay: Hey, are you mah mom?

Cattail: Yes... I guess?

Clay: Yay! Why was I in the DoDs instead?

Cattail: I sold you for some cows 'cuz I was short on a buck. You have no mother.

Clay: Yeah, I know now. SO HARSH, THO, WHYYYYY.

Clay's sibs: Heyyyyy, wanna be our bigwings?

Clay: Nerp. Sorry, too bad, so sad.

Clay: Let's go to the Sea Kingdom, y'all.

Dods 'cept Tsunami: Okie.

Tsunami: YASSSSS, I'MA SLAYYY THEREEEEE.

Tsunami: I mean.... okie.


Blister: *Plots evilly*

Morrowseer: *Plots evilly*

Kestrel: *Dies*


THE END. 

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