ACK! I'M SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING, I WAS ON A QUICK VACAY!!! OKIE, CONTINUING!!!
Jade & Honeydrop: *Glaring at Aero*
Aero: *Notices and walks over*
Aero: Hi, guys... um, watcha doin'?
Jade: MUSING the last match.
Aero: Oh. Which-which part?
Honeydrop: When Fate substituted BRAVE for YOU so YOU'D be safe.
Fate: *Pops in*
Fate: *Laughs* Oh ho, that's NOT why I saved her.
Jade: Oh, REALLY? Then what's your reason, Mr. BRANIAC?
Fate: *Smiles pleasantly and snaps, putting clamps on Jade's mouth*
Fate: Congratulations! You're the first person this round to need clamps! And I chose Airy because I knew Brave wanted to save BOTH of them, so I took out the least responsible one. I knew Vulpen would understand, so I kept her in. She's much more capable than you think.
Vulpen: YEAH!!!
Aero: I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or an insult.
BlueFlame: I just realized... you used Brave's real name, not his nickname.
Fate: Yup! I mean, *Chuckles* he's DEAD! It's not like he's going to be around to hear it!
Fate: Anyways... *Snaps, and everyone is wearing berets and smocks.* Hmmm, you know what? *Snaps again and now everyone is also wearing mustaches like french artists wear*
Fate: We're doing an art contest!!!
Aero: *GAAAAAASPS*
Fate: *Snaps and transports them to the arena*
Fate: Nnnow! *Snaps again and there's a lot of art equipment around* You need to create a work of art!
BlueFlame: Sound easy enough.
Fate: Oh, did you think I was going to let you CHOOSE what to draw?
Honeydrop: Oooof course not.
Fate: You have to draw a detailed picture of...
Fate: Brave's death.
Everyone: WHAT?!
BlueFlame: THAT'S INSANE!!!
Fate: *Laughs maniacally* Well, I am INSANE!!! Have you not NOTICED? NOW GO, GO, GO! TIME'S RUNNING OUT!!! Also, Vulpen, you're safe.
Foxpaw: Wh-
Fate: *Snaps and Foxpaw has clamps on and is floating over the arena underneath Fate*
Everyone: *Goes and starts*
A FEW HOURS LATER
Fate: Now! Let's see 'em!
Honeydrop: Brave lying on the ground. There's no blood, but it's colored all in shades of red.
Aero: The most majestic painting you've ever durn seen.
Jade: Brave, in a fighting position but blood is pouring out.
Blueflame: An average picture of Brave's death, blood around him, but Fate looking very evil in the background.
Midnight: A picture of Brave in the air, flying, but instead of eyes, there's holes, and blood's pouring out of them (IK, IT'S SO GORY, BUT ALEXTHEB3ST LIKES GORE, SOOOO)
Starfrost: Sort of like BlueFlame's, but instead of Fate in the background, everyone's looking down at Brave, mourning.
Fate: Okie... I have decided... HONEYDROP! YOU'RE DEAD!
Honeydrop: WHAT?! I CAN'T-
Fate: LISTEN. THERE WAS NO BLOOD. HONESTLY.
Honeydrop: THAT'S JUST DUMB-
Fate: You know what, you're gonna die comically.
Honeydrop: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN-
Fate: *Snaps, and an anvil appears from the sky, crushing Honeydrop*
Fate: Teehee! *Snaps and transports them back to the cave, and takes off Jade's clamps*
Jade: W-whu- Honeydrop...
Jade: ...
BlueFlame: I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM! THAT CONNIVING LITTLE-
Starfrost: That was horrible...
Midnight: Oh, flip...
Foxpaw: I never wanna be saved AGAIN.
Aero: I've never... draw something like that... I just... this is terrible.
Everyone: Agreed.
NAWWWWWWW, NOT HONEYDROPPPP, HER SARCASM WAS AWESOMEEEEEE...
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Wof Spoofs
HumorAre you ready for some Wings of Fire spoofs? Then let's get going! I'm going to make a new one every day, usually, so get ready for some serious spoofing! Also, the cover art for this was made by BumbleBuwu, so shout out to them!
