Morrowseer Vs. Secretkeeper

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           The events in this roast fest take place when Morrowseer and Secretkeeper broke up

Moon: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a ROAST FEST against my own mother (Go Secretkeeper!) and...... my own father....(I guess..)

Moon: Remember, contestants, let's keep this canon. I'm sure you all know the rules. First one without a comeback loses! Now, let's start!

Secretkeeper: Morrowseer, I'm going to be honest with you. You mean more to me than life itself.

Morrowseer: R-really?

Secretkeeper: Of course, but I'm suicidal.

Morrowseer: *Shocked*

Morrowseer: I'm so miserable without you, it's like you're here!

Secretkeeper: *Outraged*

Moon: Ooh, it's about to get roasty and toasty in here...

Secretkeeper: Well, if you're happy and you know it...

Morrowseer: You're happy?

Secretkeeper: Thank your ex!

Morrowseer: :0

 FIVE HOURS LATER

Moon: Our first roast-fest... 

Moon: Ends in a draw! Tune in to the next Spoof to see who wins!

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