Two fools in love

Because I'm the supreme!

***30 weeks pregnant***
Jessica struggles to get out of bed but manages, she goes to brush her teeth and slips on her robe. As she goes to the stairs she gets a sharp pain in her stomach, once its over she goes to the kitchen where a very cheerful Danny greets her by saying, "Well good morning, my beautiful girl!"
A very grumpy Jessica says, "Stop it, I'm not beautiful!"
"Of course you are babydoll! What's wrong?"
She takes a deep breath and says, "Well let's see, I could barely get out of the bed, my feet are swollen, your daughter thinks my bladder is a trampoline, I'm having braxton hicks contractions," she takes another deep breath and continues, "I can't breathe because there's no room for my lungs, I feel nauseous, I have a headache and I feel off balance because, I'M SO FUCKING HUGE!!"
Danny stares blankly at her.
"But other than that I'm fine. Oh and good morning to you too." She says opening her mouth to force a smile.
"Well then... Can I.. Get.. You.. Anything?" Danny asks.
"I'm fine thank you... You've already done enough." She says with a face looking like she could kill him.
"What did I do?"
"Nothing, nevermind!"
"Baby, tell me!"
"YOU DID THIS TO ME!!"
"Did what babydoll?"
"YOU GOT ME PREGNANT YOU MORON!!"
"Baby!" Danny says shocked at her behavior.
"Danny I love you and I love this baby, but it's hard, it's so hard!" She says as she begins to sob.
Danny goes over to comfort her, "Baby don't cry, please!"
"Oh Danny I'm sorry! I didn't mean to yell at you, or be mean to you! I just can't help it, it's like I have no control over anything I say!"
"Baby don't be sorry, it's okay!" He says holding her close to him while she cries into his chest.
"Cheer up baby, your baby shower is tomorrow, remember! All of you family and friends will be there!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot!" She says as she begins to calm down.
"Why don't we go shopping and I'll buy you anything you want!"
"Yay, really Danny?!"
"Yeah, let's go!"

***

Later while walking hand and hand in the mall Jessica gets a pain in her stomach that makes her lean forward, she squeezes Danny's hand and grabs her belly.
"You okay babydoll?" Danny asks with his hand on her back.
"Yeah I'm just having a contraction."
He lets her breath through it then asks her, "Are you sure it's normal to have so many of these Tony Braxton hicks things?"
Jessica laughs, "Braxton hicks! Haha Tony Braxton's a singer baby, and yes it's normal, I'll keep having these until I go into labor, it's fine."
"Oh well okay. We better go we have our Lamaze class in 30 minutes.

***

"Alright mommies and daddies, today we are going to let daddy feel a bit of what mommy has been going through." The Lamaze instructor say, Danny's eyes widen and his mouth drops, "What the hell are they gonna do to me?" He asks himself. Jessica gets a big smile across her face and looks at Danny, "I'm so glad I didn't skip this class to go out for froyo!" She says to herself.

They bring out big fake pregnancy suits with weights and water in them, things to make you feel baby kicks and things poking onto their stomachs.
Danny puts it on and Jessica looks at him with the biggest smile on her face.
"Oh you look so pretty Daniel... Or should I say Danielle?" She says with a giggle.
"I don't like this at all! It's uncomfortable."
"Well boo hoo hoo hoo!" She says.

They have the men do things that their wives do on a daily basis, such as getting dressed, walking around, they even had them walk in heels, (Which had Jessie cracking up she almost peed herself.) walking up and down stairs, going to the bathroom, and after they've had more than enough, the Lamaze instructor said, "Oh and one more thing gentlemen, you'll be wearing these home, to see how your wives drive. You can wear them as much as you want, and then bring them back at our next class.
"I don't want it!" Danny says to Jessica with a sad face.
"Haha, don't be a little bitch!"

While driving home Danny says, "How the hell do you drive with this?"
"I'm just that good!" Jessica says, really enjoying herself.
"And if you think driving is hard, you should try having sex in it! Now that's tough!"

They get home Danny holds Jessica's hands, looks into her eyes, his fake stomach touching her belly, he says, "Jessica you're even more amazing than I thought, the things you go through, the struggles you have with simple day to day tasks... I'm truly grateful for you. I know you have it 100% harder with a real baby inside you, but you do it with such ease, style, class and sexiness.. Baby for you to feel the way you feel and to look at sexy as you look is amazing... How do you do it?"
"You wanna know how?"
"Yeah!" He says with a smile.
"Because I'm the fucking SUPREME!" She says with a fierce and sexy face.
"Yes you are baby!" Danny says taking the pregnant suit off, "I'm done with this, I give up!"
He dips her and gives her a long romantic kiss.