Loki and Thor are travelling together and get high.
Odin: My sons! Welcome back home!
Thor: Thank you, Father. The trip was exciting and riveting. Right Loki?
Loki: Right! I even learned new magic!
Odin: Wonderful!
Thor: *trying not to laugh*
Loki: *giggling*
Odin: Is...is something funny?
Thor: Oh no, uh, not at all!
Loki: *makes fireworks with magic and laughs at it*
Frigga: Oh bless them...
Thor: *doubles over giggling*
Loki: *leans against Thor laughing*
Odin: Anyway, you two are invited to the feast tonight, of course.
Thor: *begins to hallucinate that Odin's head is Freddy Fazbear*
Loki: *thinks that Frigga is ice cream and sticks his tongue out*
Odin: I don't like that. Put your tongue back in your mouth.
Thor: *also thinks Odin and Frigga are ice cream and sticks his tongue out*
Odin: You too?! Are you two boys on drugs?
Loki and Thor: *shake their heads no*
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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
أدب الهواةI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.
