Two Siblings, Both Alike In Stupidity

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Loki and Thor are travelling together and get high.

Odin: My sons! Welcome back home!

Thor: Thank you, Father. The trip was exciting and riveting. Right Loki?

Loki: Right! I even learned new magic!

Odin: Wonderful!

Thor: *trying not to laugh*

Loki: *giggling*

Odin: Is...is something funny?

Thor: Oh no, uh, not at all! 

Loki: *makes fireworks with magic and laughs at it*

Frigga: Oh bless them...

Thor: *doubles over giggling*

Loki: *leans against Thor laughing*

Odin: Anyway, you two are invited to the feast tonight, of course. 

Thor: *begins to hallucinate that Odin's head is Freddy Fazbear*

Loki: *thinks that Frigga is ice cream and sticks his tongue out*

Odin: I don't like that. Put your tongue back in your mouth.

Thor: *also thinks Odin and Frigga are ice cream and sticks his tongue out*

Odin: You too?! Are you two boys on drugs?

Loki and Thor: *shake their heads no*

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