Steve: Ahhh, such a peaceful day.
Jason: AAAAAAAAAAH *crashes into a tree*
Steve: Oh boy. Hey kid...are you hurt?
Jason: I'm fine. Bad landing. Wait...you look like Captain America.
Steve: Yeah, I get that a lot.
Jason: OMG IT'S CAPTAIN AMERICA! Dude, I'm such a big fan!
Steve: I-
Jason: *faints from excitement*
Steve: Did his batteries run out?! *Confused Steve noises*

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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
FanfictionI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.