Bucky: Hey Steve. I met a girl.
Girl: Hi!
Steve: HISSSSS
Girl: !!!!
Bucky: Sorry, he's just in a bad mood.
Steve: HISSSSS *tackles someone across the street*
Girl: !!!!
Bucky: I'm so sorry, he's crazy...
Steve: *trying to put someone in a chokehold*
Bucky: Steve omfg STEVE *drags Steve away*
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Tony: Oh look a bar fight
Tony: Steve, why did you stop walking?
Tony: Steve?...
Tony: Whoa get back here! What are you doing?!
Tony: GUYS I THINK CAP JUST COMMITTED A HOMICIDE
Tony: STEVE WTF STOP DOING THAT TO HIM
Police: Rogers you are under arre-
Steve: I DO WHAT I WANT BIATCH *yeets away*
Tony: Bucky come control your angry Chihuahua now
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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
FanfictionI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.
