Loki of Assgard

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Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard. And I put the ass in Asgard.

Thor: *falls on the floor laughing*

Loki: I'm the main character in this neighborhood!

Thor: *still laughing on the floor and making dying seal noises*

Loki: IF I WERE YOU I'D WANNA BE ME TOO!

Thor: Why are you standing on top of the table using a hairbrush as a microphone and holding a wine glass with apple juice?!

Loki: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Thor: Wtf you're so weird

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