Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard. And I put the ass in Asgard.
Thor: *falls on the floor laughing*
Loki: I'm the main character in this neighborhood!
Thor: *still laughing on the floor and making dying seal noises*
Loki: IF I WERE YOU I'D WANNA BE ME TOO!
Thor: Why are you standing on top of the table using a hairbrush as a microphone and holding a wine glass with apple juice?!
Loki: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Thor: Wtf you're so weird

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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
Fiksi PenggemarI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.