Steve The Angry Punk

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Steve forgetting he's Captain America and reverting back to Amgry Smol Scrapper With Napoleon Syndrome™. 😂😂

Steve: *is trying to make coffee*

Coffee maker: *stops working*

Steve: *angry Steve noises*

Bucky: LaNgUaGe!

Steve: Don't you language me!

Bucky: Are you yelling at a coffee maker?

Steve: I DON'T KNOW AM I?!

Bucky: I can't take you seriously when you're in corduroy pajamas and bunny slippers.

Steve: I can't even look at the coffee maker anymore! *Angrily pours a glass of water*

Bucky: How are you doing even that with anger?!

Steve: *angrily gulps the water*

Bucky: Come on pal... it's too early to be so angry!

Steve: I'm not angry!

Bucky: ......right....

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