Steve forgetting he's Captain America and reverting back to Amgry Smol Scrapper With Napoleon Syndrome™. 😂😂
Steve: *is trying to make coffee*
Coffee maker: *stops working*
Steve: *angry Steve noises*
Bucky: LaNgUaGe!
Steve: Don't you language me!
Bucky: Are you yelling at a coffee maker?
Steve: I DON'T KNOW AM I?!
Bucky: I can't take you seriously when you're in corduroy pajamas and bunny slippers.
Steve: I can't even look at the coffee maker anymore! *Angrily pours a glass of water*
Bucky: How are you doing even that with anger?!
Steve: *angrily gulps the water*
Bucky: Come on pal... it's too early to be so angry!
Steve: I'm not angry!
Bucky: ......right....
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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
FanficI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.