Super Soldiers Are Weird #2

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#1 isn't published yet. Yea it's a mess lol.

Steve: Food food food food food food food food food food food food food food food.

Steve: *awkwardly dances in the doorway of the kitchen because he's hungry* Oh golly I'm too shy to ask for food but it's getting unbearable and I'm about to go through an entire box of Poptarts and the entire refrigerator and all the cupboards but if I do Tony will actually kill me.

Steve: I am a strong man I am a strong man I am a strong man I am a strong man I am a strong man I am a strong man I am a strong man-

Steve: fuDGE IT I'M HUNGRY

Steve: *eats everything in the fridge*

Tony: .......WHAT THE F U C K CAPSICLE

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