Tony: Morning Shakespeare.
Thor: Who even is that?
Loki: Two houses, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge breaks to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
Thor: Impressive, brother.
Loki: *bows* Thank you, thank you. I will be here all week!
Tony: Break a leg.
Thor: YOU DARE THREATEN LOKI GOD OF MISCHIEF?
Tony: It's a figure of speech, Point Break. Used in the theatre community?
Loki: Hahaha you got such a dumb nickname, brother!
Tony: Oh don't you get so excited yet, Leonardi di Caprio.
Loki: YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO A MERE MORTAL?
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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
FanfictionI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.
