Shakespeare In The Park

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Tony: Morning Shakespeare.

Thor: Who even is that?

Loki: Two houses, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge breaks to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. 

Thor: Impressive, brother.

Loki: *bows* Thank you, thank you. I will be here all week!

Tony: Break a leg.

Thor: YOU DARE THREATEN LOKI GOD OF MISCHIEF?

Tony: It's a figure of speech, Point Break. Used in the theatre community?

Loki: Hahaha you got such a dumb nickname, brother!

Tony: Oh don't you get so excited yet, Leonardi di Caprio.

Loki: YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO A MERE MORTAL?

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