Steve might be the only one besides Bruce who wouldn't be able to handle all the violence on TV nowadays. TV didn't even exist in his time, same as restaurants. Even Thor would be used to it, having watched battles all his life.
Thor: THIS BATTLE ROYALE ON THE MOVING PICTURE BOX. I LIKE IT!
Tony: *way too into it* YEA BEAT HIS ASS
Natasha: YEAH
Clint: *Clint noises*
Bruce: *meditating somewhere*
Steve: W-why is this so violent?! I'm scared. That TV thing is threatening me.
Tony: Steve...this is a Narnia movie!
Steve: This is sin. *hides behind shield with Scared Puppy Eyes ™* TVs are sin. You all need Jesus.
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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
FanfictionI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.
