Autistic Spidey and....Tony?

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Peter: Mr. Stark...I'm autistic. And I think you should research it. 

Tony: Of course, kid.

Peter: Yeet.

Tony: What is this yeet?

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Tony: *researching autism and spending over 10 hours in his lab* Wait a minute....this is starting to sound familiar...I do these things...

Tony: *researches even more* Shit...

Pepper: Tony you've been in here for over 10 hours.

Tony: Pep....I think I could be autistic...

Pepper: I know, honey. 

Tony: WHAT?

Pepper: It makes a lot of sense.

Tony: Yeah it does.

Pepper: Babe, do you know what a special interest is by any chance?

Tony: A what?

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Tony: So Rhodium, I got diagnosed with autism today.

Rhodey: FINALLY!

Tony: WHY IS EVERYONE NOT SURPRISED?

Rhodey: It's obvious, Tony. It is very obvious. We just wanted you to figure it out on your own.

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