Jane: we're out of poptarts.
Thor: NOOOOO HOW WILL I LIVE
Jane: Dude they're just poptarts-
Thor: THEY'RE NOT JUST POPTARTS-
Jane: we'll get you more, I swear.
Thor: you will?! I'm going to make it after all!
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Loki: today my brother attacked me so I'm going to have him exterminated.
Thor: I lightly pushed you-
Loki: YOU CAME INTO MY TERRITORY AND INVADED MY PRIVACY!
Thor: I said hello to you!
Loki: YOU VIOLATED ME!
Thor: I-
Loki: HISSSSS
Actual cat: mew
Thor: uwu
Loki: AAAAAAAAAAH KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Marvel Oneshots And Crack
FanficI'm getting into Marvel. Help. This title DID change. Cover art done by @meyoco, I think they're on Tumblr. Their art can be found on Pinterest too.
